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Magus said:
And the 5th stage is "I'm a god!"


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Next morning, you'll wish you hadn't! Lets leave it there...
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There's a 6th stage.
You wake up laying on the bathroom floor, covered in puke, with the toilet seat around your neck.
Forever after that even looking at a bottle of tequila will make your stomach turn over.
 
backlash said:
There's a 6th stage.
You wake up laying on the bathroom floor, covered in puke, with the toilet seat around your neck.
Forever after that even looking at a bottle of tequila will make your stomach turn over.
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Then there is the coyote ugly complication. Thankfully it was only my left arm that I had to chew off.
 
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