Jokes and Humor

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[Bacpacker]

Well Granny that means I'm in the 1%. I love it.

 

[joel]

Here in the South we clean the ice from the ground at the base of the tank & build a fire.

 

[Cnsper]

Here in the South we clean the ice from the ground at the base of the tank & build a fire.

You are thinking about your still!

 

[GrannyG]

 

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A Valentine message from Ayn Rand.
If you don't know who she is, you won't get it.
Think "Atlas Shrugged"

 

[threetango]

 

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[Terri9630]

A Valentine message from Ayn Rand.
If you don't know who she is, you won't get it.
Think "Atlas Shrugged"

I just watched all 3 of the movies with my youngest. She found them in the cabinet and had never seen them. She said it sounds a lot like AOC's "Green New Deal" stuff.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Happy Valentines Day

 

[SheepDog]

Perfect! We should be beheading our loved ones instead of buying chocolates...
Like the Polynesians we are gonna run out of virgins...

 

[JAC]

 

[threetango]

 

[The Innkeeper]

Perfect! We should be beheading our loved ones instead of buying chocolates...
Like the Polynesians we are gonna run out of virgins...

Help ...I missed the quantum leap in logic

 

[Terri9630]

Why can't I delete my post?

I don't know, this one?

 

[Cascadian]

Yes, I was going to comment on the previous post. Then realized I misread it. I don't know how to delete my post so I usually just change it to never mind.

 

[threetango]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[JAC]

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I always write stuff like... "I wish my wife was this dirty"

 

[JAC]

 

[backlash]

I always write stuff like... "I wish my wife was this dirty"

I will have to do that.

 

[Weedygarden]

LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

A lexophile of course!

• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can
stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough
• Velcro - what a rip off!
• Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.

 

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