Jokes and Humor

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Hipsters.

 

[The Lazy L]

Speaking of pants...

Misunderstanding when he was told to bring protection?

 

[GrannyG]

 

[Cascadian]

I love crotchless body armor.

 

[Woody]

 

[Caribou]

Speaking of pants...

Everyone has their own priorities.

 

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[Bacpacker]

Speaking of pants...

Looks more like he filled his diaper.

 

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I put mine on a leash attached to a short 2x6. He could still move all over just not as fast.

 

[The Innkeeper]

 

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[Terri9630]

Those poor dogs! Bet they'd do it again...

 

[SheepDog]

Why is it that dogs have such a fascination with porcupines, skunks and dead snakes?

 

[Caribou]

Why is it that dogs have such a fascination with porcupines, skunks and dead snakes?

And dead fish. You couldn't yell at my dog enough to keep her from rolling in dead fish. You'd chastise her the entire time she was getting the bath that she hated and the next low tide she would be back down on the beach.

 

[SheepDog]

Yep! the worse it smells to us the more they are attracted to it.

 

[Amish Heart]

Was supposed to be watching our son's dogs while they were out of town. Checked on them on our fenced side yard area before I went to work. They are used to that area. Couldn't find them at first and was freaking out. They went under the wire fence to the neighbors, took down a skunk, killed it, and were standing guard over it. They couldn't get back in because we are a foot higher than our neighbor's yard. Had to cut the fence and pull those stinky dogs through. Awful.

 

[Bacpacker]

Why is it that dogs have such a fascination with porcupines, skunks and dead snakes?

And deer poop. Mine will eat some then roll in it.

 

[Amish Heart]

Our dogs roll in the chicken poop after I clean it out of the hen house.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Why is it that dogs have such a fascination with porcupines, skunks and dead snakes?

It’s hunting camouflage. They no longer smell like predators

 

[Patchouli]

Can't ya picture their thought bubbles
as they gleefully roll in the dead fish? "Hahahaha, they'll never know it's me creeping towards them smelling like a dead fish." As if dead fish creep, but it must work, right? Or is this one of those things that became a "this is what we do but nobody knows why." Ok, I'm up too late obviously.

 

[Cascadian]

It's donkey poop for our dog. I don't know whether to give her a mint or toilet paper.

 

[Terri9630]

They do it to hide their scent from prey.

 

[SheepDog]

They do it to annoy their owners...

 

[Bacpacker]

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods... his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

 

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