Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

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Actually my Xerox laser printer just works. Best 150 bucks I ever spent on a printer.

 

[Morgan101]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

How much tequila do you have to chug before this is a good idea?
No really, I wanna' know!
https://www.foxnews.com/us/nebraska-man-pulled-massive-bull-spotted-riding-shotgun-car-video-shows

 

[dademoss]

How much tequila do you have to chug before this is a good idea?
No really, I wanna' know!
https://www.foxnews.com/us/nebraska-man-pulled-massive-bull-spotted-riding-shotgun-car-video-shows

I got nothin, I can't outdrink a 110 lb native mexican, based on previous experience. That dude was a SPONGE. Lori had to drive me home.

 

[Caribou]

How much tequila do you have to chug before this is a good idea?
No really, I wanna' know!
https://www.foxnews.com/us/nebraska-man-pulled-massive-bull-spotted-riding-shotgun-car-video-shows

I don't see probable cause to pull him over. If bad ideas were illegal I'd never be out long enough to visit here.

 

[Supervisor42]

I don't see probable cause to pull him over. If bad ideas were illegal I'd never be out long enough to visit here.

"The officer wrote him some warnings," Reiman told News Channel Nebraska. "There were some citable issues with that situation. The officer chose to write him a warning and ask him to take the animal back home and leave the city."

He should force them to cite exactly what law he broke. ...In front of news cameras.
They wrote him 'warnings' because he didn't break any laws.
No different than somebody carrying hogs to market in the back of a pickup truck.
Sure, the bull wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so write him a ticket.

 

[Caribou]

He should force them to cite exactly what law he broke. ...In front of news cameras.
They wrote him 'warnings' because he didn't break any laws.
No different than somebody carrying hogs to market in the back of a pickup truck.
Sure, the bull wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so write him a ticket.

Okay, okay, someone has to say it. This whole thing is a load of bull!

 

[Magpie]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Supervisor42]

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And the biggest problem is being able to tell when you are reading gibberish.
The second formula under the word "problem" is completely false.
Substitute 10 for the letter "X" and run the numbers.
The upper left one is also because K=0.
The one on the right means nothing also because no numbers, or formulas.
...and that's what I get for majoring in math

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[dademoss]

And the biggest problem is being able to tell when you are reading gibberish.
The second formula under the word "problem" is completely false.
Substitute 10 for the letter "X" and run the numbers.
The upper left one is also because K=0.
The one on the right means nothing also because no numbers, or formulas.
...and that's what I get for majoring in math

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I was working on a snappy comeback, but laughing too hard

 

[dademoss]

 

[Magus]

And the biggest problem is being able to tell when you are reading gibberish.
The second formula under the word "problem" is completely false.
Substitute 10 for the letter "X" and run the numbers.
The upper left one is also because K=0.
The one on the right means nothing also because no numbers, or formulas.
...and that's what I get for majoring in math

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I was a machinist and that crap looks Greek to me!
<--Majored in History and Civics.

 

[Neb]

And the biggest problem is being able to tell when you are reading gibberish.
The second formula under the word "problem" is completely false.
Substitute 10 for the letter "X" and run the numbers.
The upper left one is also because K=0.
The one on the right means nothing also because no numbers, or formulas.
...and that's what I get for majoring in math

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Try

X=1

Check my work. Tell me where I screwed up.

Ben

 

[Pearl]

Try

X=1

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Check my work. Tell me where I screwed up.

Ben

Yeah SuperV, you check his work!!!

 

[Supervisor42]

Yeah SuperV, you check his work!!!

I guess I got 'schooled',
Still curious where 'a, b, and c', came from.

 

[Neb]

I guess I got 'schooled',
Still curious where 'a, b, and c', came from.

Ben

 

[user 4402]

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Ben

I can't even do pre-algebra. That there looks terrifying.

 

[Sparky_D]

I can't even do pre-algebra. That there looks terrifying.

I used to say if you put dollar signs in front of the numbers, I could do it, but when they start adding letters?
No thanks...
Math and Spelling should stay two different subjects.

 

[Magus]

I can't even do pre-algebra. That there looks terrifying.

Looks too much like stuff I've seen in Satanic magic books.

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[joel]

And the biggest problem is being able to tell when you are reading gibberish.
The second formula under the word "problem" is completely false.
Substitute 10 for the letter "X" and run the numbers.
The upper left one is also because K=0.
The one on the right means nothing also because no numbers, or formulas.
...and that's what I get for majoring in math

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I agree, when I looked at it, I saw gibberish, for a different reason.

 

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