Jokes and Humor

Pearl · 2024-11-13T08:21:28-0500

Neb said:
Wow.

Mine cost me $50k or more. But still worth it.

B

You should have taken your seat belt off!

Lenny · 2024-11-13T09:31:50-0500

zoomzoom · 2024-11-13T10:48:56-0500

Related to car seatbelt alarms, newer cars are becoming the worst. New Subaru's never stop dinging.
Many new vehicles interpret items sitting on seats (e.g. groceries) as an occupant and will give you the dings. If it's in the backseat, they may give you a warning to check your back seat when you shut the vehicle off.
They sell seatbelt extenders that just clip into the existing belts which then turns off the alarm. These are also handy for belt clasps that are too far recessed and some people have a hard time buckling in.

Here's a 2-pack for under $10.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1TB5CG8

Neb · 2024-11-13T11:01:22-0500

jazzy said:
i apologize for my typos that caused so much confusion. it was not serial killers but CEREAL killers. anyone ever polish off a box of capt crunch or apple jacks, or cocoa puffs, frosted flakes, chocolate frosted sugar bombs etc , etc qualifies. unfortunatly anyone can fall into that catagory. i understand tinnitus is an early warning sign.

beware friends! not all cereal killers are in horror movies! if you ever find youself in a vehicle where the seat belt warning ding ding ding is playing and its not cause of you then get out and save yourself! your cereal is in danger!
i know this is 100% true cause CNN told me.

Thank you @jazzy .

Now that you explained it, I am glad I didn't get it.

Ben

zoomzoom · 2024-11-13T12:05:55-0500

joel · 2024-11-13T12:44:11-0500

zoomzoom said:
Related to car seatbelt alarms, newer cars are becoming the worst. New Subaru's never stop dinging.
Many new vehicles interpret items sitting on seats (e.g. groceries) as an occupant and will give you the dings. If it's in the backseat, they may give you a warning to check your back seat when you shut the vehicle off.
They sell seatbelt extenders that just clip into the existing belts which then turns off the alarm. These are also handy for belt clasps that are too far recessed and some people have a hard time buckling in.

Here's a 2-pack for under $10.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1TB5CG8

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AS I have posted in the past I take my nephew to work, so mornings he half a sleep & drags his @#$%^&& into the truck & for gets to buckle up. I let it go to see if he will hear the ding ding. My Toyota dings about four or five times then stops.

zoomzoom · 2024-11-13T13:02:24-0500

joel said:
AS I have posted in the past I take my nephew to work, so mornings he half a sleep & drags his @#$%^&& into the truck & for gets to buckle up. I let is go to see if he will hear the ding ding. My Toyota dings about four or five times then stops.

4 dings isn't bad. I think our new RAV-4 and our Mazda's ding for about 30 seconds. Subaru doesn't stop... ever.

dademoss · 2024-11-13T14:02:31-0500

zoomzoom said:
4 dings isn't bad. I think our new RAV-4 and our Mazda's ding for about 30 seconds. Subaru doesn't stop... ever.

Our 2005 Baja NEVER dings, buckle up or DIE, it cares not

dademoss · 2024-11-13T14:02:55-0500

d_marsh · 2024-11-13T14:09:19-0500

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zoomzoom · 2024-11-13T14:13:59-0500

dademoss said:
Our 2005 Baja NEVER dings, buckle up or DIE, it cares not

That's a 2005. Try driving a 2024.

I rented a Forester last month. It never stopped dinging. Almost bought an Outback earlier this year. Between the chimes and really annoying touch screen, it lost out to the competition.

dademoss · 2024-11-13T15:35:42-0500

zoomzoom said:
That's a 2005. Try driving a 2024. I rented a Forester last month. It never stopped dinging. Almost bought an Outback earlier this year. Between the chimes and really annoying touch screen, it lost out to the competition.

Wear your seatbelt, save your life.