Jokes and Humor

[Snowman]

I prefer the bags from the nearest home improvement store.. They are a bit bigger and much heavier plastic.. They hold more and hold up much better then grocery or Walmart bags..

Those Costs way more so use 2 of the cheaper models...?!?

 

[Snowman]

So, do you think it would be okay for me to walk up to a lady wearing one to ask her if she's advertising? LOL

One Way to get Rosy Cheeks...

 

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yeah thats me

 

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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and 77 years old, I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I always wonder why I went there. I try not to visit there too often.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.

People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before!

I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it seems to get there.

 

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