Jokes and Humor

[d_marsh]

 

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[jazzy]

dad jokes from ythe bible - this is hilarious if you love dad jokes

Top 40 Jokes in the Bible - Don't Laugh Challenge​

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

this is an actual pic of my GA. seems he got the lowest grade on the Guardian Angel test and ended up with me. hear hes been doing some massive studying lately for the next test/

 

[Patchouli]

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Accurate!

 

[jazzy]

granny goes to court - short real video of 80yr old granny in court telling it like it is - awesome.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Morgan101]

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You must have seen my wife's family.

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Reminds me of the Kentucky Fried Chicken special from a few years back, They called it the "Hilary" two fat thighs, two small breasts and a left wing.

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

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[kd4ulw]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

Sometimes the news is funny on it's own.

 

[d_marsh]

 

[Lenny]

I CAN'T FIND THE EXPIRATION DATE ON THESE PAPER TOWELS. I HOPE THEY'RE OKAY TO USE.

 

[Pearl]

I CAN'T FIND THE EXPIRATION DATE ON THESE PAPER TOWELS. I HOPE THEY'RE OKAY TO USE.

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NOPE, send them to me immediately for safe disposal!!

 

[jazzy]

I CAN'T FIND THE EXPIRATION DATE ON THESE PAPER TOWELS. I HOPE THEY'RE OKAY TO USE.

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yeah boy, i bet those buggers getting ready to hatch by now. careful, i hear ot gets messy.

 

[Pearl]

yeah boy, i bet those buggers getting ready to hatch by now. careful, i hear ot gets messy.

Alright, for safety sake jazzy I will split them with you!! Do you want the boys or the girls??

 

[jazzy]

Alright, for safety sake jazzy I will split them with you!! Do you want the boys or the girls??

i think i want the trans--mebbe i can save them from a life of dissapation and too much liquid inebriation. bless their hearts

 

[jazzy]

my new years resolution....

 

[jazzy]

 

[Snowman]

this is an actual pic of my GA. seems he got the lowest grade on the Guardian Angel test and ended up with me. hear hes been doing some massive studying lately for the next test/


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Someone needs an Eye Exam, he is actually a "She" and a Pretty One at that and She gots Bumps, 2 between the shoulders...!!!

 

[jazzy]

Someone needs an Eye Exam, he is actually a "She" and a Pretty One at that and She gots Bumps, 2 between the shoulders...!!!

somebody needs glases more than me.
bumps between the shoulders are called shoulder blades . any bump in the front is obviously a swollen lymph gland from beating himself on the chest for every stupid thing i said or did that he couldnt stop me from. poor guy. but i got a note from God that said my current GA - the 5th ive had in my ;life so far resigned and another one will be assigned as soon as there is an answer in the Help Wanted section of the GA Gazette.