Watching a dumb movie where guys were telling what they named/called their junk. I didn't know that was a thing, but just off the cuff I came up with one. It went like this.
Me. What about Justin?
Her. What?
Me. Yeah, you know Justin Nuff!
Her.
We sang Silent Night in school and then the teacher asked us to draw a picture of what we thought it was all about. I drew this picture of Round John Virgin.
lol--i can work with that--a coat hanger and a bow and there ya go! its just a redneck wreath that accidentally got a bud light and its trying to straighten itself out