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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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jazzy

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Yesterday at 4:15 PM

#36,421

LadyLocust

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Yesterday at 8:04 PM

#36,422

jazzy said:
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The walk way so nothing

. About 10’ away is a bookcase.

dademoss

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Yesterday at 8:15 PM

#36,423

LadyLocust said:
The walk way so nothing . About 10’ away is a bookcase.

Hit them with the organic chemistry book, it's a deadly weapon.

Pearl

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Yesterday at 9:03 PM

#36,424

jazzy said:
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A pen!!

LadyLocust

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Yesterday at 9:05 PM

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Pearl said:
A pen!!

Whew! At least it wasn’t the letter opener or the candlestick

Pearl

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Yesterday at 9:11 PM

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LadyLocust said:
Whew! At least it wasn’t the letter opener or the candlestick

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