Jokes and Humor

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[jazzy]

yeah...i remember days like that

 

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[SoulSeeker]

 

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[Lenny]

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural-born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair it was of the requirement to be a natural-born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.
The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural- born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

 

[dademoss]

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural-born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair it was of the requirement to be a natural-born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.
The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural- born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

And they continue to breed and vote.

 

[Tim Horton]

"What makes a natural- born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"
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BIG chuckle over this... When my son had this class in high school they called it ...why Dan can't be president... as he was born in Korea, adopted as an infant and a naturalized US citizen..

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[SoulSeeker]

Hamburgers 15 cents!!!

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[fangfarrier]

It's worse when you find the 5 1/4 floppy with ascii "porn"

Surely if the porn is any good it wouldn’t be a floppy?

 

[SoulSeeker]

All right guys, you have to see this! https://x.com/i/status/1879588245471732202

 

[Neb]

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That car in front seems odd

Ben

 

[zoomzoom]

That car in front seems odd

Ben

Yea, but I bet it'll do 86 MPH.

 

[dademoss]

 

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[Caribou]

That car in front seems odd

Ben

It’s a timeless model.

 

[montanabill]

EMF Radiation Protection Baseball Cap​

30 reviews
$74.99 $67.99 USD

The soft and comfortable DefenderShield® EMF Radiation Protection Baseball Cap can block up to 99% of wireless EMF & 5th generation radiation (300Hz-10 GHz) from reaching your head.

But what if it really works???????

 

[dademoss]

EMF Radiation Protection Baseball Cap​

30 reviews
$74.99 $67.99 USD

The soft and comfortable DefenderShield® EMF Radiation Protection Baseball Cap can block up to 99% of wireless EMF & 5th generation radiation (300Hz-10 GHz) from reaching your head.

But what if it really works???????
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My foil hat was a lot cheaper. Might leak a bit, not sure

 

[jazzy]

lol--yall get a emf wave meter thing and measure how much radiation coming from a phone, ear buds, microwave, laptop, etc- per minute-then look up how much of what frewquency per hour starts messing with you on a cellular level---then magnify by # hours, # days, # weeks and see whats is affecting the body, brain.

im a cancer survivor--and i learned this tidbit from an honest cancer doc about common things that stimulate cancer cell growth that the media has tried to turn it into a joke
--along with check your food and must filter all your water

were getting bathed every hour but there are simple ways to negate or deflect. not sure aobut a hat but there are shields that definity reduce exposure to radiation leaking form all sorts of common every day electronic devices..

sorry-i know im boring-

 

[montanabill]

lol--yall get a emf wave meter thing and measure how much radiation coming from a phone, ear buds, microwave, laptop, etc- per minute-then look up how much of what frewquency per hour starts messing with you on a cellular level---then magnify by # hours, # days, # weeks and see whats is affecting the body, brain.

im a cancer survivor--and i learned this tidbit from an honest cancer doc about common things that stimulate cancer cell growth that the media has tried to turn it into a joke
--along with check your food and must filter all your water

were getting bathed every hour but there are simple ways to negate or deflect. not sure aobut a hat but there are shields that definity reduce exposure to radiation leaking form all sorts of common every day electronic devices..

sorry-i know im boring-

Good info.. we give tours to people here in montana and it is noticeable over and over how good people feel when we hike even a little ways into the woods out of reach of the cell towers and with no electric lines in view... I have a cheap meter that measures energy of some sort and was trying to get a reading at a megalith and the meter started going way high. I thought I had discovered a star gate or something till a person pointed up, and there was a old high voltage transmission line..
If time and money permit I plan on making one room in our house into a emf/emp shielded room.

 

[jazzy]

that is way cool--check out shungite got some friedns that swear it makes a differnce you can measure