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Darwin is giggling from beyond the grave!
Yep. this is why the American birth rate is down. Notice the couples as well.
Darwin is giggling from beyond the grave!
Yep. this is why the American birth rate is down. Notice the couples as well.
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I think you have to go to confession for that, even if you're not a Catholic!
I don't know why I thought of this but it's the day mom and dad took us to the circus. The unholy of unholy orders from mom, take a bath! Well at least we get to play with our new bathtub toys. I put my toaster over on the side of the tub and plugged it in. Little brother was having a hard time plugging in his am/fm radio so I helped him. As soon as I plugged it in a ZZZZTTTT came from the tub with a bright flash of light! Then outside was a brilliant flash and a huge kaboom! All the power had gone out! We jumped in the tub so we wouldn't get in trouble. We could hear mom coming but she was whistling and half singing. She opened the door and looked at us, mom always was kind of pale, and turned white as a sheet! We said "mom what happened to the electricity?" We saw her drop her shoulders, more than usual, and kind of got a scared look on her face. Her turned and started back to the kitchen visibly distressed. After that we vowed to never ask mom about the electricity again!
Tomorrow...Heading for the Circus!
Tomorrow...Heading for the Circus!
