Jokes and Humor

[bkt]

@Pearl

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There's no such thing as too many tater tots. That's like "leftover bacon": it doesn't happen.

 

[Pearl]

@Pearl

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Somebody had to do it!!

 

[Magus]

Has anyone ever put Heinz 57 on their tots? I prefer the generic stuff because it's not Heinz.

 

[jazzy]

Yesterday, I was talking to a co-worker and said "so-and-so has the personality of a dial tone" and my co-worker had no idea what a dial tone was. I felt really old.

it seems we are becomming the new dinosaurs.
im ok with that.
the next comet that hits the earth--we will be the survivors cause everyone else will be standing there watching it on their phones not smart enough to take cover.

ill be the cute dinosaur

 

[Amish Heart]

I want to be a cute dinosaur, too. A flying one.

 

[Neb]

I want to be a cute dinosaur, too. A flying one.

We just watched Wicked so ... Elfaba could fix you up.

Ben

 

[jazzy]

I want to be a cute dinosaur, too. A flying one.

i guarantee you will be a cute dino--and with wings--dang, thats good.

 

[Caribou]

i guarantee you will be a cute dino--and with wings--dang, thats good.

Isn’t a chicken a cute decendant of dinosaurs, that flies?

 

[Magus]

Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had longhair.”
Got to love the Dad’s reply:

I tried this exact same argument, I ended up looking like Moe Howard.

 

[Lenny]

 

[Amish Heart]

Isn’t a chicken a cute decendant of dinosaurs, that flies?

Ha Ha
You're right!

 

[bkt]

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Is anyone else curious to see what happens if you put that person(?) in an MRI?

 

[Lenny]

Is anyone else curious to see what happens if you put that person(?) in an MRI?

great question!!!

 

[jazzy]

Isn’t a chicken a cute decendant of dinosaurs, that flies?

yes!--the dinosaurs never went away they just went into hibernation mode, shrunk down and grew feathers to disguise themselves. they too are waitng for that next comet to re-emerge and once again take over the planet. never turn your back on them buggers--theyre mean...