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Pearl said:
You are not the only one!! Enlighten us on cigar smoking @jazzy !!
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you trying to tell me you never smoked a hard candy dum dum rootbeer lollipop when you were a kid? a little tricky to light it up but once it got going you had a nice relaxing afternoon.

Neb said:
Wasn't there a character that sucked lollipops?

Ben
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yeah, it was the prior prez
 
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Michele My Belle said:
And foul hormones.
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KFC and Chicken McNuggets turn our kids into queers if you feed them that crap in their pre-teen years. My brother worked for a Conagra farm delivering starter feed. If a bird so much as ate a thimble full, it would die in five minutes, and everyone who worked there was morbidly obese, and the rats who infested their factory farms were every bit of four feet long from head to tail. I wanted to bring one home as a pet. LOL
 
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