Jokes and Humor

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[jazzy]

Ah finally, a meme with so much blank white paper, it takes up more than a whole screen!

so you saying your screen is too small

 

[Caribou]

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The five second rule doesn’t apply when you have a two second dog.

 

[Lenny]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

 

[Lenny]

 

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[Lenny]

 

[jazzy]

this gotta be the funniest thing ive seen so far this year and now my favoprite. hope you get a laugh too
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Big Black Chicken Scares Australian Reporter​

 

[Pearl]

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STOP TELLING MY SECRETS!!

 

[Pearl]

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I love being around my 90+ year olds, amazing people and stories!

 

[LadyLocust]

I love being around my 90+ year olds, amazing people and stories!

Oh I’ll put this here cuz it’s funny. My FIL is 90 years old. He was an electrician and had to climb poles when he was young and his knees would get torn up and bleeding. He went to the drugstore and asked and they told him kotex were the best things for soaking up blood on his knees so he got some and some tape and would tape them on. When they were “done” he said he pitched them in the barpit so nobody would see. He said if anyone ever found them, they’d think it was one tough woman who would tape them down there
(That’s awful )

 

[Neb]

this gotta be the funniest thing ive seen so far this year and now my favoprite. hope you get a laugh too
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Big Black Chicken Scares Australian Reporter​

Have to agree.

Ben

 

[Pearl]

Oh I’ll put this here cuz it’s funny. My FIL is 90 years old. He was an electrician and had to climb poles when he was young and his knees would get torn up and bleeding. He went to the drugstore and asked and they told him kotex were the best things for soaking up blood on his knees so he got some and some tape and would tape them on. When they were “done” he said he pitched them in the barpit so nobody would see. He said if anyone ever found them, they’d think it was one tough woman who would tape them down there
(That’s awful )

Hey, they work

 

[LadyLocust]

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Hey, they work

We would keep some in the vet box for cuts on critters. They do work.

 

[jazzy]

if anyone is having a rough day and needs a happy post...

 

[Neb]

Oh I’ll put this here cuz it’s funny. My FIL is 90 years old. He was an electrician and had to climb poles when he was young and his knees would get torn up and bleeding. He went to the drugstore and asked and they told him kotex were the best things for soaking up blood on his knees so he got some and some tape and would tape them on. When they were “done” he said he pitched them in the barpit so nobody would see. He said if anyone ever found them, they’d think it was one tough woman who would tape them down there
(That’s awful )

YOU would have loved my Aunt Mary! (The ex-carney)

Ben

 

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[Lenny]

I love being around my 90+ year olds, amazing people and stories!

Yes, they have a lot of interesting things to say. My Dad was born in 1903, so he had a lot to tell.