Jokes and Humor

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[jazzy]

sorry. i have a weakness to dad jokes

 

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[M0del_31]

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I think somebody must have used celsius instead of fahrenheit to convert kilos to pounds.

 

[LadyLocust]

I think somebody must have used celsius instead of fahrenheit to convert kilos to pounds.

2.2 kilos per pound
To easily convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, subtract 32 from the Fahrenheit temperature, then multiply the result by 5/9 (or divide by 1.8).

Sorry, I didn’t highlight it and am not being a jerk. I just copied and pasted the formula and it did that and I don’t know how to undo their highlight. And when I posted, the highlight went away on mine

 

[jazzy]

 

[Morgan101]

2.2 kilos per pound
To easily convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, subtract 32 from the Fahrenheit temperature, then multiply the result by 5/9 (or divide by 1.8).

Sorry, I didn’t highlight it and am not being a jerk. I just copied and pasted the formula and it did that and I don’t know how to undo their highlight. And when I posted, the highlight went away on mine

It is very easy to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit. You double the number and add 30. Works great and is pretty accurate until you get below freezing. I believe 32 Fahrenheit is 0 Celsius. When it is down there I don't convert. I just call it "Cold".

 

[Magus]

One fine day at the Nazi rally...

 

[Lenny]

 

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[Lenny]

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[Morgan101]

I don't know if we shared this already, but worth repeating; a good Dad or Grandpa joke.

A little boy, 5-6 years, old asks his Dad "Where does Pooh come from?" Dad has a very surprised look on his face, but goes into a lengthy explanation of the digestive process starting with eating, and ending with the final product.

At the end the boy has a totally blank look on his face, and he asks "What about Tigger?"

 

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[Cascadian]

You know when you think she can't get any madder say "you need Jesus". Guess what she can get madder. When I started laughing thinking she would find it was as funny as I did she proved me wrong again.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Pearl]

You people are weirding me out!!

 

[LadyLocust]

You people are weirding me out!!

Who us?

 

[Neb]

Who us?
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Ben

 

[Amish Heart]

Oh I’ll put this here cuz it’s funny. My FIL is 90 years old. He was an electrician and had to climb poles when he was young and his knees would get torn up and bleeding. He went to the drugstore and asked and they told him kotex were the best things for soaking up blood on his knees so he got some and some tape and would tape them on. When they were “done” he said he pitched them in the barpit so nobody would see. He said if anyone ever found them, they’d think it was one tough woman who would tape them down there
(That’s awful )

I was babysitting a friend's 4 yr old, Nathaniel, at our house. I knew him well. We had been out side playing, he was playing with our kids. He had an old scrape on his knee and decided he needed a new bandaid. I was doing something, and he said, oh, I know where they are in the bathroom, and I can get it. I told him ok, and he was taking too long, I went to look for him. He was on the floor of the bathroom with a kotex pad on his lap, looks up at me, and says, "Wow, this is one big bandaid!". His mom cracked up when I told her.

 

[dademoss]

You people are weirding me out!!

 

[Alaskajohn]