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Welcome from the US (Kansas). I thought you couldn't have guns in England. I'm sure you have your own politics. And I think England has women.
Are you a prepper?
 
Welcome from the US (Kansas). I thought you couldn't have guns in England. I'm sure you have your own politics. And I think England has women.
Are you a prepper?

The favoured weapon in England is the cricket bat and although it's almost impossible to get a gun here I still have a healthy academic interest in them.
As for politicians, our Boris is an old Etonian, and it was said that Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton, so hopefully he's made of the right stuff.
And yes, we have women but they're not nearly as tough as American women.
I live in hope that one day I'll meet an American woman tourist like the one below and go live on her ranch with her, she can rope me, throw me and brand me anytime she likes..:)

cattle-queen.jpg
 
Warm Welcome from the Arizona folks. USA
 
The favoured weapon in England is the cricket bat and although it's almost impossible to get a gun here I still have a healthy academic interest in them.
As for politicians, our Boris is an old Etonian, and it was said that Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton, so hopefully he's made of the right stuff.
And yes, we have women but they're not nearly as tough as American women.
I live in hope that one day I'll meet an American woman tourist like the one below and go live on her ranch with her, she can rope me, throw me and brand me anytime she likes..:)

cattle-queen.jpg
Not sure you would like the branding part. LOL
 
And yes, we have women but they're not nearly as tough as American women.
I live in hope that one day I'll meet an American woman tourist like the one below and go live on her ranch with her, she can rope me, throw me and brand me anytime she likes..:)

cattle-queen.jpg

Well, Barbara was pretty tough. They didn’t call her Barbara Standyke for nothing.;)
 
They do have guns in England. But you have to show a valid reason for owning one to get a license. Hunting is a valid reason, BTW.

If it were me, I'd sign up for some roe deer hunts and get something like a Marlin 1984 in 44 magnum. Yes, they have those for sale in the UK. Not a bad SHTF rifle...
https://www.gunstar.co.uk/Lever-action/0-44/Marlin/AFI/Rifles
 
Your over 60, and you haven't learned anything yet?..

Nope, women have always been a mystery to me since I was a shy young teenager and plucked up the courage to ask a girl out for a date but she replied "....off and kill yerself you ugly b*****d"
I felt like I'd been kicked by a mule but my mate tried to cheer me up with- "Don't worry, girls always say that to boys at first, so just be patient and wait a bit and she'll be asking you for a date"..:)
47 years later I'm still waiting..
 
Nope, women have always been a mystery to me since I was a shy young teenager and plucked up the courage to ask a girl out for a date but she replied "....off and kill yerself you ugly b*****d"
I felt like I'd been kicked by a mule but my mate tried to cheer me up with- "Don't worry, girls always say that to boys at first, so just be patient and wait a bit and she'll be asking you for a date"..:)
47 years later I'm still waiting..
Time to try another girl, mate!! LOL
 
Women like her are looking for strong men

Yes I've heard women like tough guys but I always treat women with oldfashioned courtesy and rspect but it gets me nowhere.
"I like the Sean Connery type" one said to me before ditching me, and another said "You should be more assertive" when she dear-johnned me (sniffle)
 
Time to try another girl, mate!! LOL

I try, I try.
For examp my phone went one midnight and it was June who I'd been going out with, "I'm sitting halfway down the stairs fed up and wishing I was dead" she said.
"I'll hop on me bike and come straight over" I replied.
"No don't bother, I'm going to watch my Billy Elliot video" she answered..
 
Well, I'm going to die soon from the covids, so I will leave you with this... it sounds like you may just want to go with the women of the night occasionally. Remember, you aren't paying them for sex, you are paying them to leave.

Tried it as a young man but hated it, they wouldn't kiss, they had the TV going full blast, they wouldn't turn out the light and had the curtains open, it wasn't exactly the romantic setting I'd hoped for..
 
Here is the key. There is only one common denominator in your dating life --- you. Sit down and look at what your really want in a female companion and what your are doing in your female relationships, and then go where they are. You won't find a female prepper hanging out at a bar. Ask the Ladies here where to find quality Ladies.
 
Whoa everybody, although I'd like to have a ladyfriend, it's not a "must have" issue as I've always been a loner and am fairly happy enough living on my own..:)
But if a dame was to come into my life I think a Nurse Chapel type would be fine, see how tender and caring she is towards the ailing Spock but he don't want her, huh there's bleddy vulcans for you!
chapel-spock.jpg
 
Whoa everybody, although I'd like to have a ladyfriend, it's not a "must have" issue as I've always been a loner and am fairly happy enough living on my own..:)
But if a dame was to come into my life I think a Nurse Chapel type would be fine, see how tender and caring she is towards the ailing Spock but he don't want her, huh there's bleddy vulcans for you!
chapel-spock.jpg

...and Vulcans have to wait 7 years between mating sessions!!! :eek:
 
I'm not sure I'd want to get into the modern dating game, things have changed in the last 22 years since I got married again, not that the previous two could be called successes either.
 
...and Vulcans have to wait 7 years between mating sessions!!! :eek:

Yes, every 'Amok Time' they go psychotic and lust-crazed.
Likewise, earthmen go bananas on a daily basis every time they get a whiff of female pheremones.
Here Spock has gone bananas and is quite prepared to knife Kirk if he doesn't change course for Vulcan..
amok-time.jpg
 
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