Just dropping in..:)

[lonewolf]

fiction, pure fiction.

 

[user 7000]

So is this a Prepper forum or a Sci-Fi Fantasy forum?

 

[Dropship]

..So just look for women that have similar values and interests as you do.

I try, I try but keep drawing a blank (sniffle)
For examp I briefly dated a Barbara but she always turned up wearing oldfashioned victorian clothes and hideous flat shoes, so I tried to spice her up a bit by buying her a pair of stylish high heels but she refused pointblank to wear them.
That finished me with her, so I switched on the TV for her to watch and I sat reading a book at the other end of the settee without saying another word to her.
Eventually she said "I think I'd better be going now", so I walked her to the bus stop in total silence and never saw her again.
Pity because I was planning to buy her a Wonder Woman outfit..

 

[Amish Heart]

Why on earth do you want to dress up your dates? Reading a book and turning the tv on for her? Really?
You are really a hoot, Dropship. Give up the trying to date.

 

[Dropship]

..You are really a hoot, Dropship. Give up the trying to date.

I'm hoping to find a warm, caring type like Dr.Quinn; I fantasize about staggering into her surgery with a rattler bite to my calf and she has to suck out the venom, then sit up with me all night dabbing my fevered brow as I toss and turn in delirium, whispering in my ear- "Hang in there baby, we'll ride this thing out together"..
(oops sorry was i rambling?)

 

[lonewolf]

(oops sorry was i rambling?)

yes you were and are.

 

[Dropship]

yes you were and are.

Any red-blooded male would LURV to have Quinn suck snake venom out of his leg..

 

[Dropship]

..You are really a hoot, Dropship. Give up the trying to date.

Yes I do seem to keep drawing blanks (sniffle)
For examp middleaged divorcee 'Kath' in Leicester used to invite me round for meals with her and her teenage son but one day she'd undercooked the bacon and it was like trying to chew rubber, so when they weren't looking I fished it out of my mouth and slung it behind the settee for their cat but it wouldn't touch it!
I meant to pick it up later but completely forgot. She must have found it next day because she screamed down the phone at me "YOU'RE NOT A NICE MAN AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!" and hung up!
Huh, touchy...

 

[Jayson]

So is this a Prepper forum or a Sci-Fi Fantasy forum?

Sometimes the real world mirrors the Sci-Fi universe....

 

[tmttactical]

Sometimes the real world mirrors the Sci-Fi universe....

But sci-fi does not mirror the real world. When somebody confuses sci-fi for the real world is when they are going to have a real world problem.

 

[EastenerWesterner]

Anyone have a 10 foot pole that I can touch this thread with?

All I can say from other forums I have seen-Slippy. The writing style is the same, the back story not.

 

[Dropship]

Another woman I took a shine to turned out to be a member of a spiritualist church so I dropped her real fast.
Call me picky but people who talk to dead people are not my type, it goes something like this at their seances-

MEDIUM- "Is there anybody there?"
VOICE- "Yes this is Albert"
ALBERT'S WIDOW- "Oh Albert, what messages do you bring me from the Great Beyond?"
ALBERT- "Be careful walking home down Saxby street tonight because a dog has dropped a heap in the middle of the pavement, watch the milkman he's on the fiddle, and nip in Tesco tomorrow for some brussel sprouts, they're on special offer"..

 

[KateMTx]

Another woman I took a shine to turned out to be a member of a spiritualist church so I dropped her real fast.
Call me picky but people who talk to dead people are not my type, it goes something like this at their seances-

MEDIUM- "Is there anybody there?"
VOICE- "Yes this is Albert"
ALBERT'S WIDOW- "Oh Albert, what messages do you bring me from the Great Beyond?"
ALBERT- "Be careful walking home down Saxby street tonight because a dog has dropped a heap in the middle of the pavement, watch the milkman he's on the fiddle, and nip in Tesco tomorrow for some brussel sprouts, they're on special offer"..

I don't know about the ladies you've dated but you sound like you're a real piece of work yourself.

 

[spazatak]

Call me picky but people who talk to dead people are not my type.

I dont talk to dead people.. I whisper

 

[lonewolf]

I talk to myself, its the most intelligent conversation I have ever had.

 

[Dropship]

I don't know about the ladies you've dated but you sound like you're a real piece of work yourself.

Thanks..
I see you're in Texas, so if ever the Mexes try to invade, you can count on us Brits to step up to the plate to help you again..

Alamo defenders included 26 Brits (12 English/ 10 Irish/ 4 Scots)
List of Alamo defenders - Wikipedia

 

[Amish Heart]

Ha Ha. I don't think 26 Brits will make a dent in anything. There's 10,000 under a bridge that are waiting to walk in any minute.

 

[Dropship]

Ha Ha. I don't think 26 Brits will make a dent in anything. There's 10,000 under a bridge that are waiting to walk in any minute.

Actually only ONE man is needed to stop the Mex invasion, he had your backs but sadly he was voted out of the white house..

 

[Amish Heart]

Hmmm. Doubt that, too. But ok.

 

[KateMTx]

Thanks..
I see you're in Texas, so if ever the Mexes try to invade, you can count on us Brits to step up to the plate to help you again..

Alamo defenders included 26 Brits (12 English/ 10 Irish/ 4 Scots)
List of Alamo defenders - Wikipedia

It will be the drug cartels, but they won't need to "invade;" they have plenty of people here already that work for them.

 

[Jayson]

It will be the drug cartels, but they won't need to "invade;" they have plenty of people here already that work for them.

The Clintons had their grubby little hands inside the Mena, Arkansas drug importation cartel. Just don’t mention it or you’ll end up on top of the Clinton Crime Family body count list.

 

[Jayson]

Thanks..
I see you're in Texas, so if ever the Mexes try to invade, you can count on us Brits to step up to the plate to help you again..

Alamo defenders included 26 Brits (12 English/ 10 Irish/ 4 Scots)
List of Alamo defenders - Wikipedia

The odds are worse now. There were approximately 183 Texans defending the Alamo against at least 5,000 Mexicans. Now there are 5,000 Mexicans at every Walmart in America.

 

[lonewolf]

its Eastern Europeans, Africans and Muslims in the UK but they all head for the cities not the rural areas.

 

[Jayson]

its Eastern Europeans, Africans and Muslims in the UK but they all head for the cities not the rural areas.

Slavs, Slaves and Sandals.

 

[lonewolf]

Actually only ONE man is needed to stop the Mex invasion, he had your backs but sadly he was voted out of the white house..

where can I get one of those (coonskin?) caps ? we dont have racoons in the UK and our (tree) squirrels are tiny.

 

[DrHenley]

where can I get one of those (coonskin?) caps ? we dont have racoons in the UK and our (tree) squirrels are tiny.

Badger skin works just fine.

In fact the "mountain men" in the west used that instead of coonskin.

 

[Dropship]

The odds are worse now. There were approximately 183 Texans defending the Alamo against at least 5,000 Mexicans. Now there are 5,000 Mexicans at every Walmart in America.

As a matter of interest, how much of his wall did Trump manage to get built along the southern borders of TX/CA/AZ/NM?

 

[Dropship]

where can I get one of those (coonskin?) caps ? we dont have racoons in the UK and our (tree) squirrels are tiny.

I had one as a kid, along with the rest of the buckskin Davy Crockett outfit my parents bought me for Christmas..
My mate Dave had an outfit too and we used to walk around looking for renegade indians and grizzly bears, but there weren't many around in our sleepy english village..

 

[Illini Warrior]

As a matter of interest, how much of his wall did Trump manage to get built along the southern borders of TX/CA/AZ/NM?

question is >> How much of The Wall is still standing? - believe it or not - one of the last parts of the Wall builder's contract was to tear big opening in the completed sections - areas that were the most strategic transit points for the Cartel biz and the immigrants >>

TX is going ahead and building more wall on their own $$$ - the new openings and the most needed sections not completed are in AZ ....

 

[Dropship]

question is >> How much of The Wall is still standing? - believe it or not - one of the last parts of the Wall builder's contract was to tear big opening in the completed sections - areas that were the most strategic transit points for the Cartel biz and the immigrants >>
TX is going ahead and building more wall on their own $$$ - the new openings and the most needed sections not completed are in AZ ....

Thanks, which brings me on to my next question-
The blue states of CA/AZ/NM voted for Biden rather than for Trump and his wall, so why don't they seem to mind illegals waltzing across their border?