Just for Laughs.
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I bet her brother is an excellent accountant and will handle all of his finances
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The guard rail was made in China.
And the bobby-car real detroit steel.
I wanted to share a few pics of how we have fun in Texas when we get bored with the real world.
CHRISTMAS TREE.....
WATER SKIING
GRILL PARTY.....
TRIMMING THE HEDGES....
TEXAS CHIHUAUA...
IMMIGRANTS FROM CALIFORNIA....
GIVING THE WIFE A DAY OFF FROM COOKING
KEEPING THE RIGHT PETS FOR THE RIGHT PROBLEMS...
CHRISTMAS TREE.....
WATER SKIING
GRILL PARTY.....
TRIMMING THE HEDGES....
TEXAS CHIHUAUA...
IMMIGRANTS FROM CALIFORNIA....
GIVING THE WIFE A DAY OFF FROM COOKING
KEEPING THE RIGHT PETS FOR THE RIGHT PROBLEMS...
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YEP, Parents are starting to biotch slap these filthy pervs who are after their children!!
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Sad but true
SLAP; KICK; BITE; PUNCH; JAB; ELBOW; KNEE; SCRATCH; TOEJAM; ETC:ETC....till they understand that we are willing to fight for our innocents MORE than they ever want to FEEL....or put them in the RIGHT PRISON WITH THE RIGHT PRISONERS.....
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Hope y'all have a good 4th!
I know I have done this one before. But it’s that time of year.
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It's still funny!
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I had one of each kind of dog. One was deathly afraid of anything that went "boom" and the other got excited.
I know the exact moment when the gunshy dog became gunshy. We were dove hunting and he was fine until he was watching a dove flying by when someone shot it, and he connected BOOM with DEATH. He ran off and we found him hiding under a bridge.
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Both of my dogs hate gunfire. Whenever i grab my gun the German short-hair hides under my wifes chair and the lab hides under the side by side. Sissy dogs. When I shoot, the horse runs over the hill. We may not see him for a day or two.
Because I take my big stick with me when I train them, they go nuts when I have it in my hand. They identify it with going to work. I have to put them in the barn to have some peace and quiet for target practice.
I can target practice down a lane right next to the ponies. They lived for their first 20 yrs on a busy street in LA. They are used to gunfire.
I can target practice down a lane right next to the ponies. They lived for their first 20 yrs on a busy street in LA. They are used to gunfire.
I had a dog one that loved fireworks. When I was lighting a fuse, she would bark at me to hurry up. She knew when it lit, and then would run away.
She also stood at the end of the driveway while I shot bottlerockets at her. They were always too fast, but she loved trying to catch them and would bark at me if I wasn't lighting them fast enough. She'd get down into a stalking/hunting pose while I lit them.
We'd light firecracker packs and toss them into the yard and she'd make big jumping arcs over the pack while they were going off.
She also stood at the end of the driveway while I shot bottlerockets at her. They were always too fast, but she loved trying to catch them and would bark at me if I wasn't lighting them fast enough. She'd get down into a stalking/hunting pose while I lit them.
We'd light firecracker packs and toss them into the yard and she'd make big jumping arcs over the pack while they were going off.
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It's too dry here for fireworks right now. So we normally wait until Christmas or New Years to light off fireworks.
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Lil dude has the moves
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Sad thing is they are not far from the truth.
Agreed! I'll even buy the suitcase for them.
