NICE BIG "PAIR" of ****IES

[Bacpacker]

Ok, I tried!! Boys, NO more ****ies!!

Like that'll ever happen. Lol

 

[SheepDog]

Can I still have fried eggs?

 

[Pearl]

Can I still have fried eggs?

If they are PG like terri9630 says they should be

 

[SoJer]

Can I still have fried eggs?

..Eggs? ya mean like...

OK, I'll stop now..
jd

 

[Terri9630]

Can I still have fried eggs?

Only if you brought enough for everyone.

 

[Terri9630]

Did you know that ****ies (the birds) fly for almost a year at a stretch? They eat and drink while flying non-stop and land only to procreate. Their wing are so large and agile that they catch the lift from air that flows over the waves. Unfortunately they have a hard time getting air-born. They need a strong head wind and a long flat area to run and build up the speed required for flight. On land they are awkward and clumsy but once in the air they are beautiful.

So when do they sleep?

 

[Sourdough]

So when do they sleep?

After they procreate. (they have a beer, and start snoring)

 

[joel]

My son was about two years old, he told his mother that her chest was softer than dads chest.
I teased DW for years about that one.