Public restroom wall humor / defacing of same

[realisticdude]

Reading it for years..................favorites.............I'll start........" A mans ambition must be small.....to write his name upon this wall.....signed

 

[realisticdude]

Or..................If your hose is too short ...or your pump is too weak.....better stand a little closer......or you will piss on your feet .

 

[Gazrok]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie....

Here I sit all broken-hearted, tried to poop, but only farted....

In days of old, when men were bold, and women wore metal britches,
The knights all carried tin snips.....those sneaky sons of bitches.....

 

[Gazrok]

 

[Brent S]

I gotta start using more public restrooms!