Superbowl pizza!

[Magus]

Two large blank pizza crusts.
a layer of salsa extra thick. you can add a can of drained tomatoes and peppers and a bit of cornstarch.
a layer of American cheese.
A layer of hamburger cooked and well drained.
a layer of Swiss cheese.
1 small can of mushroom bits, well-drained.
a layer of bacon crumbled fine.
a layer of cheddar cheese slices.
Paint with olive oil.
Top with pepper rings and a can of minced olives and bake.

The filler is simply a bag of shredded lettuce and ranch dressing.
Top one pizza with lettuce and gently flip the other on top like a sandwich. This is best done after cooling.
cut into quarters and serve!

The second one is simpler.
A can of thick chili and a can of refried beans mixed with 1/2 pound of scrambled and drained hamburger.
a layer of your favorite cheese.
bake until bubbly and serve!

You'll need a grill such as a George Foreman.
a thawed waffle.
crack an egg on top and grill for approximately five minutes.
top with a slice of cheese and a cooked sausage patty or bacon and slam a waffle on top.
Breakfast on the run!