Thanks again George W.

[d_marsh]

For kicking the Brits off our soil and your role in the constitution.



48-year-old Anthony Bray was arrested in Nuneaton, Warwickshire after CCTV operators notified police that he was carrying something in his hand and walking around Nuneaton town centre with it held out in front of him.

As Bray approached officers, they saw he was holding a miniature replica of the Master Sword from the Legend of Zelda games.

The miniature contains a 6-inch blade, which can be unsheathed at the press of a button.

https://www.videogameschronicle.com...carrying-6-inch-zelda-master-sword-in-public/

 

[zoomzoom]

I applaud the first line. Don't understand the rest of the post.

 

[d_marsh]

I applaud the first line. Don't understand the rest of the post.

Big brother watching on CCTV saw a man with a toy, so he was quickly jailed without any real due process because civil rights do not exist in the kingdom of derp.

 

[d_marsh]

So the lady was talking to a new 911 Dispatcher who moved to the states from the UK. She was born in the US but moved to the UK with her parents when she was a teenager. So she has a little bit of British accent but also an American accent. She became an emergency services operator in the UK a few years ago and was telling this story about how a 999 caller, their version of 911, made a joke about her sounding like a "Yankee" and demanded to speak to a Brit. This violated their hate speech laws so law enforcement was sent to that man's house and he was arrested and jailed. Because he said the word "Yankee".

Thanks again George W.

 

[Hooch]

The kingdom of Derp...
That is ..
All Hail Sir Derpy Derp..
...made me think of Mel Brooks riding their stick horses