The depths of stupidity knows no bottom

[old_anorak]

I have been asked to not frequent a different forum that I won't name here because I'm bigger than that.

The reason you might ask. I spoke my mind and the truth to someone.

A little background for you. Bugging out was being discussed and some guy declared that his plan involved stealing horses and putting his young, under the age of 5 on them and running hell bent for leather across the country from California to Oklahoma.

I asked him if he or his kids had any experience with horses. The answer was no, but that he would instinctively know what to do because his great-grandmother had been Cheerokee. Uh-huh.

So his bright plan was to put 3 young children on separate horses as well as himself without knowing the first thing of what to do. Uh-huh.

Asked him what his kids were supposed to do when the horses ran away with them. The reply was that that couldn't happen because horses were submissive to all humans. Uh-huh.

Asked him what he was going to do to keep from running the animals into the ground. The answer, it didn't matter about the animals, he'd steal more. Uh-huh.

This went on for several more posts, each time he revealed himself to be a bigger dipshit than I had thought originally until I couldn't take the stupid any longer.

I told him he was imposing a death sentence on not only himself, but his children as well if he was that big of an idiot. That anyone who thought they'd just steal horses to bug out. He didn't know the animals let alone anything about them.

Well, he let me know that I was a know-it-all uppity bitch. Well, we all knew that anyway, right?

So I asked him to pretty please go on with his plan and rid the rest of the world of his idiotic genes.

I guess that's a good reason to ask me to go. They didn't like the fact that I wouldn't tell him that it was a wonderful plan and would work no matter what. They didn't like that I am a woman and I have a damned clue about life. They didn't like that I wasn't a 'team player', well no ****.

Anyhow, just wanted y'all to know that I am a horrid, misguided, inferior female that wouldn't know her ass from a hole in the ground. And people wonder why I'm the way I am. LMAO!

 

[AmyReisch]

Oh that's too funny!!! Personally I try to stay away from the subject of stupidity, I can go on for months without taking a breath. Politics and religion, yes. Stupidity? I tend to lose my nice sweet composure

 

[old_anorak]

LOL! I know. I forget my upbringing and all that good stuff. Normally I don't say much about stupid things people want to do, but when they are going to put kids in danger, just can't keep my mouth shut.

 

[Kriptic]

Hopefully his kids common sense is from their mothers side.

Man I'm itching to know what forums this clown posted on

 

[inplainsiteprepper]

I was also told and baned from another site when I was talking to a guy that said he was going to use his cells gps and find his way to the nearest military bases for cover
I asked him if it was a bug out why would you run to the cause of the bug out
He said becuase they will be ready to protect the people
My only responce was OK ill laugh at you when i see through my bionocs wearing shakels and holding a pick ax if your lucky
next thing I knew was messge telling me that " I WAS TO OPEN WITH MY PREPPING IDEAS"
then got email I was baned

 

[Clyde]

I have been asked to not frequent a different forum that I won't name here because I'm bigger than that.

The reason you might ask. I spoke my mind and the truth to someone.

A little background for you. Bugging out was being discussed and some guy declared that his plan involved stealing horses and putting his young, under the age of 5 on them and running hell bent for leather across the country from California to Oklahoma.

I asked him if he or his kids had any experience with horses. The answer was no, but that he would instinctively know what to do because his great-grandmother had been Cheerokee. Uh-huh.

So his bright plan was to put 3 young children on separate horses as well as himself without knowing the first thing of what to do. Uh-huh.

Asked him what his kids were supposed to do when the horses ran away with them. The reply was that that couldn't happen because horses were submissive to all humans. Uh-huh.

Asked him what he was going to do to keep from running the animals into the ground. The answer, it didn't matter about the animals, he'd steal more. Uh-huh.

This went on for several more posts, each time he revealed himself to be a bigger dipshit than I had thought originally until I couldn't take the stupid any longer.

I told him he was imposing a death sentence on not only himself, but his children as well if he was that big of an idiot. That anyone who thought they'd just steal horses to bug out. He didn't know the animals let alone anything about them.

Well, he let me know that I was a know-it-all uppity bitch. Well, we all knew that anyway, right?

So I asked him to pretty please go on with his plan and rid the rest of the world of his idiotic genes.

I guess that's a good reason to ask me to go. They didn't like the fact that I wouldn't tell him that it was a wonderful plan and would work no matter what. They didn't like that I am a woman and I have a damned clue about life. They didn't like that I wasn't a 'team player', well no ****.

Anyhow, just wanted y'all to know that I am a horrid, misguided, inferior female that wouldn't know her ass from a hole in the ground. And people wonder why I'm the way I am. LMAO!

Ok, I am curious if the site you were on is the same one that banned me for making fun of one of their moron members whose screen nmes is that of a small burrowing critter that Bill Murray was hunting down in Caddy Shack.

I have seen some real geniuses out there!

I m curious where he is going to get new horses when he kills his current ones in the middle of the Arizona desert?

 

[old_anorak]

Apparently he seems to think horses grow on trees or tumbleweeds. Really, if it hadn't been for the fact he plans to involve his kids, I would've cheerfully stood by and watched as someone's old nag turned him into a lawn dart. My hubs brought someone out to the farm one time who claimed to know 'all about riding.' I just stood there in disbelief as he jumped up on my boy's back and dug in his heels. Jonah launched him about 10 feet and the asshat had the nerve to threaten to shoot my horse.

As to the name of the forum and gopherboy, I'll neither confirm or deny. I won't name it because I've got my own standards to live up to, you know what I mean?

Like I said, if it doesn't involve hurting kids or putting them in danger, I'll stand by with a Darwin award for the dumbass.

 

[Kenny Lee]

Yeah, I don't know much about horses, but my friend does and wants me to go riding in a few months. There is so much to learn, like you can have a horse drink cold water when it is hot or else it will vomit, and if it vomit it will surely die because they can't vomit. Haha.. my dumb ass would lead a horse to a river and say "Drink up". Yeah, I am sure his Cheerokee blood will get him really far when he gets kicked in the face by a horse.

 

[old_anorak]

Giving a hot horse too much cold water or any temperature of water can cause them to founder or colic. We'll generally let them have a few swallows after they finish blowing hard and then walk them to cool them out before letting them have more. I've never seen a horse vomit, but I have seen them with choke and it's a scary, scary thing.

Just make sure you keep your knees in and your heels down when you ride and you might ask the guy to put the horse in a snaffle bit instead of a curb if you don't have much experience. It would be kinder to the animal's mouth. Have fun!

 

[Come and Take It]

were these horses stabled at the Burger King slaughter house?

 

[jeepgirl]

I think it's hilarious that you were banned because you basically told him he was an idiot but he is talking about committing crimes, putting his children in jeopardy, and killing animals. Nothing happened to him. People will justify anything as long as it serves their purpose. Sometimes I think with any kind of forum, you have another person's ego to deal with and once challenged..well, they kick you out!

 

[old_anorak]

So true jeepgirl. I think he saw this in the Walking Dead and thought that would be a cool way to travel. Dumb ass. I would love to see him try to take some of our horses here. We've got a few that if they don't know you and respect you, you are going to be a law dart or scraped off any way possible. We took one horse in that was going to be shot for rearing up. My husband is the only one that rides him, if you get in his face at all with the bit, the horse goes straight up and has been known to flip over with a rider. He has to be ridden off the legs. Now if you put that same horse in harness, he drives like a champ, go figure.

But yeah, you're right. If you don't stroke the egos on some people then you're a meanie and have to leave.

Personally, if I'm going to seriously injure someone with something I'm planning, I'd like someone to point it out to me before one of my kids get hurt.

 

[old_anorak]

Come and Take it, horse is actually pretty tasty. You want to slaughter the older ones, they have better flavor than the young ones.

 

[realisticdude]

I was also told and baned from another site when I was talking to a guy that said he was going to use his cells gps and find his way to the nearest military bases for cover
I asked him if it was a bug out why would you run to the cause of the bug out
He said becuase they will be ready to protect the people
My only responce was OK ill laugh at you when i see through my bionocs wearing shakels and holding a pick ax if your lucky
next thing I knew was messge telling me that " I WAS TO OPEN WITH MY PREPPING IDEAS"
then got email I was baned

My money is on him getting shot before he gets close to the bases gate (by a hollow point 223 )

 

[jeepgirl]

So true jeepgirl. I think he saw this in the Walking Dead and thought that would be a cool way to travel. Dumb ass. I would love to see him try to take some of our horses here. We've got a few that if they don't know you and respect you, you are going to be a law dart or scraped off any way possible. We took one horse in that was going to be shot for rearing up. My husband is the only one that rides him, if you get in his face at all with the bit, the horse goes straight up and has been known to flip over with a rider. He has to be ridden off the legs. Now if you put that same horse in harness, he drives like a champ, go figure.

But yeah, you're right. If you don't stroke the egos on some people then you're a meanie and have to leave.

Personally, if I'm going to seriously injure someone with something I'm planning, I'd like someone to point it out to me before one of my kids get hurt.

I totally agree with you..I've never been on a horse but I do know that it is much larger than me and stronger! I would never just throw my kid on the back of a horse and yell ride cowboy! I thought about him saying he was Cherokee...well, that's like saying my great grandmother was Italian so I instinctively know how to cook great food! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. People with that mindset are just as dangerous as the have-nots out there. Crazy is crazy!

 

[Kenny Lee]

Hehe, this has been bugging me, been trying to find this forum and actually read what is going on.

 

[old_anorak]

You mean the forum I was banned from?

 

[Kenny Lee]

Ahem... yes.. the forum you were ban from. Was just interested in seeing some comedy.

 

[Come and Take It]

There are plenty of forums out there that have about as much tolerance as, well you know the LIBS..
who tell everyone to be tolerant, yet have know tolerance for rational points of view.

I have been axt to move on because I tend to be a little too radical for their liking.

Most of these boards are run by the Cone heads whom you would see on Television,
you know the really bright ones who violate Rule # 1 of prepping ! OPSEC ! Never show your face or gear

 

[realisticdude]

Im with you, OPSEC or your exact location

 

[Come and Take It]

I watch these shows as if I were to watch a Sitcom, these people make me laugh, they anger me,
especially the to dip dunks that were on DDP last week. 2 arrogant Aholes who couldn't outlast a
sunrise if things went sideways.
are there any good sitcoms on?

Not since Cheers, I think....

 

[Loomis]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Too much.