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ATTENTION ON FORUM....ATTENTION PLEASE...LOOKY.... i got a heart emoji from @d_marsh

that dude has turned into a mush bucket.....!!!

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I ooze emotion at this point. That's why the gays were drawn to me.
Kevlar has been ripped off your heart.....we all were watching it happen to you.....!!

just let it pour like an avalanche pouring down a mtn at this point !!!!!!!!
 
Yeah I still don't really understand it all and feel like I was sort of swept up in a whirlwind of feminine wiles. At the same time I either didn't resist or didn't want to resist. I just know that she is different than every lady that came before her, we have a very deep connection, we compliment each other very well and I have no desire to be apart from her now or in the future. Also, she is a wildcat in the bedroom, one should never undersell that attribute.


The power of love is a curious thing
Make-a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling, that's the power of love

Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream
Make a bad one good, make a wrong one right
Power of love that keeps you home at night

You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden
And it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of love
That's the power of love

First time you feel it, it might make you sad
Next time you feel it it might make you mad
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
That's the power makes the world go 'round

And it don't take money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden
It can be cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life

They say that all in love is fair
Yeah, but you don't care
But you know what to do
When it gets hold of you
And with a little help from above
You feel the power of love
You feel the power of love
Can you feel it?

Hmm...

It don't take money and it don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won't feel nothin' till you feel
You feel the power, just the power of love
That's the power, that's the power of love

You feel the power of love
You feel the power of love
Feel the power of love
 
Here's a Good Action Flix for Your Fix to show the Gals :



Tell Them that was Your Early Days, don't get that physical now...!!! ;)
 
That was fun.

Lady came home and calmed me down, she let me touch her butt and she kissed me, we talked about our days, I started cooking dinner, she settled into the sofa, someone knocked on the door, lady goes to answer it and it's this 30-something year old guy who used to live in the building that apparently had/has a major crush on her and asked her out a couple times. She said he was a nice guy but followed her around all the time and seemed needy. She would always brush him off by saying "I'm just not ready to start dating yet". He moved out this past spring and apparently had come back to visit someone. Once inside the complex I guess he decided to take the opportunity to ask her out again. She looked back at me twice as if to signal "rescue me!"

What to do, what to do. So many opportunities for fun and merriment.

I went over, swung the door open and said "Who this is?" in my best fake Balkan accent, which is actually pretty good. She started to laugh so I smacked her backside and said "Back in kitchen woman, Andriy is hunger for food". She took right off toward the kitchen trying not to bust out laughing. I filled in the door space with my body and said "What you want? You look for good time?" He said he was just stopping in to say hello. I replied "Did you say hello?" he looked confused and said "uh yes, I guess so". I started to shut the door behind me, while saying "Then you go now". He just said "Um yeah, okay, thanks" and started walking down the hallway. As I slowly finished shutting the door I said loudly to the lady, still using the accent, "Why so many men come to door for you!?"

She was thoroughly amused. Now she wants me to use the accent tonight.
 
No date tonight. Lady has a some kind of Women in Business meeting & dinner. So the girl and I have been hanging out, learning some self-defense, and will be making dinner together before watching a movie. It's crazy how alike the lady and her daughter are. Other than age and life experience differences, they are like clones of one another. Same look, same smile, same laugh, same attitude, same humor, same tastes, same dislikes, etc. She was telling me today how excited she is to "get a house". I said "You aren't getting a house. Your mom and I are getting a house. In my day, most kids had already moved out on their own by age 19". She shot me the look and said "Guess again buddy, we're a package deal so you're stuck with me. It was on the application to date a single mom, you must have missed it". Then of course she laughed. Her mom and I have already had this talk and she is not kicking her baby bird out of the nest unless she's still around a couple years after graduating college. But it's fun to mess with her.
 
No date tonight. Lady has a some kind of Women in Business meeting & dinner. So the girl and I have been hanging out, learning some self-defense, and will be making dinner together before watching a movie. It's crazy how alike the lady and her daughter are. Other than age and life experience differences, they are like clones of one another. Same look, same smile, same laugh, same attitude, same humor, same tastes, same dislikes, etc. She was telling me today how excited she is to "get a house". I said "You aren't getting a house. Your mom and I are getting a house. In my day, most kids had already moved out on their own by age 19". She shot me the look and said "Guess again buddy, we're a package deal so you're stuck with me. It was on the application to date a single mom, you must have missed it". Then of course she laughed. Her mom and I have already had this talk and she is not kicking her baby bird out of the nest unless she's still around a couple years after graduating college. But it's fun to mess with her.
my niece is a clone of my sister....but she has my ornery streak and adventure in her.

but thats what happens when an 8 year old is left to garden with crazy uncle....they learn how to cuss and spit tobacco and garden and drive equipment and more....lol

she jumped on a plane and flew to colorado something another for a concert and then hoped back on another plane and flew straight back once it was over.....lol...i think she slept all day the next day....lol...she might be a glutton like me....lol
 
my niece is a clone of my sister....but she has my ornery streak and adventure in her.

I keep watching this girl to try and pick up some unrelated personality trait that she may have gotten from her father, but I haven't found one yet. On the other hand, she has now been shooting like 5 or 6 times, has her own gun, has been learning self-defense, and told me if I get a new Challenger she wants Charlene. So there may be something to this nurture thing of which your write.
 
You will just "Give" Charlene to Your New Charge...?!?
 
I keep watching this girl to try and pick up some unrelated personality trait that she may have gotten from her father, but I haven't found one yet. On the other hand, she has now been shooting like 5 or 6 times, has her own gun, has been learning self-defense, and told me if I get a new Challenger she wants Charlene. So there may be something to this nurture thing of which your write.
its because she found someone as a male role model...she didnt even know she needed you in that position till you came along to fill it like you have...oh and protecting her thing...that was huge...really huge.
 
You will just "Give" Charlene to Your New Charge...?!?

The plan was and maybe still is to buy a second newer lower-mileage Challenger for when I don't feel like driving a blue one. I am relatively young, have money, and am not paying rent or utilities for 6+ months; might as well be irresponsible. The girl wants to give me her Audi to trade in at a dealership and give her Charlene. I would rather give her to the girl than trade her in or sell her, but not yet.

This is Charlene II. I have about a week to decide if I want her. Right now I am thinking I am going to make the deal.

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its because she found someone as a male role model...she didnt even know she needed you in that position till you came along to fill it like you have...oh and protecting her thing...that was huge...really huge.

That did have an affect for sure. The mom fell head over heels pretty fast and it seem the daughter has too, in a different way of course.
 
City sun goes down at night
Makin' way for Neon lights
Country boy is looking at the moon
City girl is dressed just right
She may stay out late tonight
Country boy just plowed today till noon

From Birmingham to Ohio
How they met nobody knows
Every now and then they get together
She used to wanna climb the walls
She'd never really been loved at all
Not until ol' country came to town

He's the first one to the room
Ice and drinks will be up soon
Everything is perfect when she walks in
They kiss and hold each other tight
They know what's in store tonight
Thery're not someplace they have never been

From Birmingham to Ohio
How they met nobody knows
Every now and then they get together
She used to wanna climb the walls
She'd never really been loved at all
Not until ol' country came to town

She used to wanna climb the walls
She'd never really been loved at all
Not until ol' country came to town
 
City sun goes down at night
Makin' way for Neon lights
Country boy is looking at the moon
City girl is dressed just right
She may stay out late tonight
Country boy just plowed today till noon

From Birmingham to Ohio
How they met nobody knows
Every now and then they get together
She used to wanna climb the walls
She'd never really been loved at all
Not until ol' country came to town

He's the first one to the room
Ice and drinks will be up soon
Everything is perfect when she walks in
They kiss and hold each other tight
They know what's in store tonight
Thery're not someplace they have never been

From Birmingham to Ohio
How they met nobody knows
Every now and then they get together
She used to wanna climb the walls
She'd never really been loved at all
Not until ol' country came to town

She used to wanna climb the walls
She'd never really been loved at all
Not until ol' country came to town
Thanks
 
The plan was and maybe still is to buy a second newer lower-mileage Challenger for when I don't feel like driving a blue one. I am relatively young, have money, and am not paying rent or utilities for 6+ months; might as well be irresponsible. The girl wants to give me her Audi to trade in at a dealership and give her Charlene. I would rather give her to the girl than trade her in or sell her, but not yet.

This is Charlene II. I have about a week to decide if I want her. Right now I am thinking I am going to make the deal.

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Gawd do I love those Challengers. Gorgeous! Unfortunately, I'm married, and wife wanted a big sedan. Otherwise I'd have bought a Hellcat Redeye Widebody.

But I did get pretty quick Audi ...
 
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Gawd do I love those Challengers. Gorgeous! Unfortunately, I'm married, and wife wanted a big sedan. Otherwise I'd have bought a Hellcat Redeye Widebody.

But I did get pretty quick Audi ...

I keep toying with the idea of getting an original early 70's Challenger, but I think I would be afraid to drive it in the city. Lose Charlene and I can replace her, lose a 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440 and it's probably lost forever.

The Audi is a sweet car in its own right.
 
So does that mean you are saying it because you feel it, or are you saying it because you want to hear it? Not criticizing, I just don't understand all this stuff. People get married and just say "I do" once and they're good to go until someone says "I don't".
I really do feel it because he helps me a lot and I want to show my appreciation for him. I think it"s also a little reassurance thing after all these years.

It sounds like she's a lucky lady because you're trying hard to distill wisdom from others and it's so cute!
 
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I really do feel it because he helps me a lot and I want to show my appreciation for him. I think it"s also a little reassurance thing after all these years.

It sounds like she's a lucky lady because you're trying hard to distill wisdom from others and it's so cute!

Cute and necessary. I grew up in a single dad household and he wasn't around much, so I seem to know 10x more than I should about guns, cars, hoodlum stuff, music of the 1970's, feeding oneself, etc. and 1/10th of what I should know about women, relationships, empathy, emotions, etc. You people are filling in the gap.
 
Cute and necessary. I grew up in a single dad household and he wasn't around much, so I seem to know 10x more than I should about guns, cars, hoodlum stuff, music of the 1970's, feeding oneself, etc. and 1/10th of what I should know about women, relationships, empathy, emotions, etc. You people are filling in the gap.
God bless you Mr. Marsh - I think you'll do alright;)
 
Guess who is going to the spa tomorrow with his lady friend? Yep, this guy. Among the other treatments she signed me up for, which are all going to be a surprise, we are having a couple massage. The term "yuck!" comes to mind. Other than a certain person touching certain things, I really don't like to be touched. Regardless she booked another Friday spa day for two but the little one cannot go so I was drafted against my will. Where does one tuck their pistol when oil is being rubbed on their backside? On second thought, don't answer that.
 
@d_marsh


forgive me....i am not a vehicle person....theres trucks and cars as far as seeing stuff and saying yea thats a xyz forget it.....but...i did see something...and not sure but since you posted pictures a few times i might get it right...but i seen a car today going in gas station and it was bright orange with 01 on door and it looked like..shape wise of your challenger...it was brand new looking too ....did they make suck a beast like dukes of hazard in new cars?
 
Guess who is going to the spa tomorrow with his lady friend? Yep, this guy. Among the other treatments she signed me up for, which are all going to be a surprise, we are having a couple massage. The term "yuck!" comes to mind. Other than a certain person touching certain things, I really don't like to be touched. Regardless she booked another Friday spa day for two but the little one cannot go so I was drafted against my will. Where does one tuck their pistol when oil is being rubbed on their backside? On second thought, don't answer that.
I have ideas, but I better not say!!😮😉
 
@d_marsh


forgive me....i am not a vehicle person....theres trucks and cars as far as seeing stuff and saying yea thats a xyz forget it.....but...i did see something...and not sure but since you posted pictures a few times i might get it right...but i seen a car today going in gas station and it was bright orange with 01 on door and it looked like..shape wise of your challenger...it was brand new looking too ....did they make suck a beast like dukes of hazard in new cars?
YES!!
 

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