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Now that wasn;t so bad was it?

It wasn't really fun either. The less pleasant part felt like a conversation that should have happened in someone's living room without the two men there. I am really hoping not to spend Thanksgiving with these people.

Glad I don't have in laws to deal with. My parents were both deceased by the time I was 35 and wife's parents died within last 10 years. Have siblings but rarely see them.

My whole aware life it's been me and pops, and he was either at work or out chasing tail most of the time. The more I get pulled into these family meet and greets, the more I miss those days.
 
I was in mid-post somewhere here when the lady told me to get off the forum and get into the bedroom. Not sure it was just my pure animal magnetism, pretty sure my blood alcohol volume was going to get me a forum timeout as I was ranting on about something or another and she saved me by the flashing of pink silk undies and the promise of unfettered access. I guess her designated driver duties did not end when the Audi was in the parking garage.

And remember kids: over the limit - off the forum. 🍸

I am actually pretty impressed with my post about breakfast up above. It's mostly intelligible with few grammar or spelling errors. Thanks to the voice to text and Grammarly apps of course. Now I have to go see what else I posted and if it made sense.
 
Whatever all went down yesterday made the lady happy. She has been bubbly and bright ever since getting up after her nearly 10 hours of beauty sleep. Plus she just told me she is going to make some deserts to go with dinner. I have heard her claim that she can bake and produce sweets, but I haven't really seen it first hand. Not sure if it was setting her sister straight on relationship things, having a day of adventure or if it was me infiltrating some lax security to take her on top of a building to watch the sunset last night. Either way she has been very amorous for the last 24+ hours and neither of us ended up in a detention center. Win-Win.
 
So she made lemon bars with powdered sugar on top and chocolate brownies. Turns out the daughter loves lemony desserts. There were no pre-made mixes or boxes; just flour, sugar, butter, eggs, lemons, chocolate, etc. Plus she made me dig out this massive KitchenAid mixer for her so it sure seems like they were both made from scratch. They look really good and the 1"x1" sample I was provided of the lemon bars was delicious. Then I was told no more until after dinner.
 

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