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My pet peeve is people waddling through the parking lot right in the middle of a lane like fricking geese. God I just want to knock them out of the way. I think I have regressed to this.

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My pet peeve is people waddling through the parking lot right in the middle of a lane like fricking geese. God I just want to knock them out of the way. I think I have regressed to this.
I always wished I could invent a scooper (to put on the front end of my car) to push those people out of the way safely - because you know...wouldn't want to get sued! That makes me nuts.
 
I always wished I could invent a scooper (to put on the front end of my car) to push those people out of the way safely - because you know...wouldn't want to get sued! That makes me nuts.

Or pull up behind them with an air horn and blast it when they don't move, but you would probably get sued for that as well.
 
If in Chicago.
I'll just stay lost .
Them DAs will just shoot ya.

I can't even imagine the DA level in big cities, it's bad enough here in Podunk.

(BTW, there is a Podunk KY, I went thru it once. Turned around, went thru it again , just to make sure , 3 houses and a sign that says Podunk , KY)

Jim
Had a friend that lived in Almo, it's not all that far from Podunk :)

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My pet peeve is people waddling through the parking lot right in the middle of a lane like fricking geese. God I just want to knock them out of the way. I think I have regressed to this.

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Just sayin, an air-horn will make em 💩 like Biden.
 
Had a friend that lived in Almo, it's not all that far from Podunk :)

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That's the sign.
I used to have a pic of the sign and village? When I drove thru it.
Almo is about the same , a few more houses.
It's about 35 minutes sw of me.
Be hard pressed to find any DAs there... Cuz ain't nobody there😁

Jim
 
Or pull up behind them with an air horn and blast it when they don't move, but you would probably get sued for that as well.
I have often said that shopping carts should come equipped with these:

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My pet peeve is people waddling through the parking lot right in the middle of a lane like fricking geese. God I just want to knock them out of the way. I think I have regressed to this.

I have to tell this! A friend and I were at the HardRock Cafe in Amsterdam. A beautiful afternoon in May. We’re outside at tables next to a small street that ran along a canal. There was a cross street at that corner and a little bridge over the canal. There’s lots of bicycle traffic in the city.

A young guy comes over that bridge on a bicycle at a high rate of speed. A car pulls out in front of him so he swerved towards us. There is a little old lady with two bags of groceries on a little luggage cart crossing the street 10ft from me.

He took the lady out, groceries went everywhere. Then it got funny!!!! My friend and I helped the lady up, she's ok. Then started picking up her groceries. But… every time we handed her something she used it as a weapon on the young man. She beat him with a french baguette till it fell apart. 😂

Poor guy, he’s trying to help and at the same time dodging her projectiles. At one point I heard the young man yell “Stop handing her can goods!” She’d almost knocked him out with a can of peas. She was p#$%ed!

I’m dying laughing at this point… Gawd was that funny!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The young guy did the right thing, took her to buy replacement groceries after she calmed down. Thankfully she wasn’t hurt, tough old bird! Guy is lucky she hadn't bought new cutlery.
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I know you are from Iowa. I don't say that, but I do know people who do. You can imagine that it is about people who are not familiar with the area.
No worries. That's an ongoing thing with Iowans and Missourians and Minnesotans. They say stuff like that, I tell them things like, "Dentists don't make a very good living in North Missouri, do they?". It's all in good fun...
 
I'm convinced that somebody has spiked the water supply in West KY. with a big dose of dumbass..

Went to big town yesterday, and OMG , the world has gone t-totally nuts.

There was 2 , yes 2, serious wrecks on interstate 24 .
I24

I had people give me the finger for diving 75mph on the interstate.
I had people fighting over a parking spot , I was trying to get out of.
I had more than 1 idiot nearly run me down with their shopping cart ,and then give me that dirty look.
I had people blow their horn at us for not burning rubber as soon as the stop light turned green.

Was trying to get pricing Info on an item in WM, 3 different store employees told me they didnt know.

I can't EVEN tell ya how many people pulled out right in front of me , like I would stop. I did.

I tell ya I'm getting to the point where I don't want to leave my house.

Too many dumbasses out there.

Jim
I am originally from the Grayson/Edmonson/Warren County part of KY.
 
I'm convinced that somebody has spiked the water supply in West KY. with a big dose of dumbass..

Went to big town yesterday, and OMG , the world has gone t-totally nuts.

There was 2 , yes 2, serious wrecks on interstate 24 .
I24

I had people give me the finger for diving 75mph on the interstate.
I had people fighting over a parking spot , I was trying to get out of.
I had more than 1 idiot nearly run me down with their shopping cart ,and then give me that dirty look.
I had people blow their horn at us for not burning rubber as soon as the stop light turned green.

Was trying to get pricing Info on an item in WM, 3 different store employees told me they didnt know.

I can't EVEN tell ya how many people pulled out right in front of me , like I would stop. I did.

I tell ya I'm getting to the point where I don't want to leave my house.

Too many dumbasses out there.

Jim
If you ask, I bet the horn honkers are from the North.
 
Plus the youngsters can't drive manual transmission autos.
thank you for using the correct nomenclature, A three pedal arrangement is one of the best antitheft devices around.
 

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