Weird Advice From My Dad..................

[Clyde]

My Dad told my sister that there are three things you never do in public:
Eat pickles, bananas, or hot dogs.

Advice I will pass on to my step daughter!

 

[Wiredog8]

Dad: " Keep your powder dry, and your balls greased."
This is a blackpowder reference pertaining to muzzle loaders.

 

[White Tiger]

"Son...sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you..."

 

[Wiredog8]

Never slap a turd, **** splatters.

 

[Clyde]

Some days you're the pigeon; some days your the statue!

 

[bill harrell]

darn... only advice my dad ever gave me was to keep my coveralls pulled all the way forward when I crapped in the woods. But ,then again ......I should have listened that time. Imight still enjoy having friends.

 

[Lone Ranger]

Pappy always told me that if I drove over the speed limit I was not driving the car I was aiming it.....

 

[Ma'am]

Its kind of dating advise from my dad...but it applies in almost every situation
he always told me from a very young age that I should never rely on anyone...that there was no man out there that could complete me a person, because that was my job
but I love that he would say...that marriage/relationships are not 2 pieces coming together to create a whole,. Its 2 whole pieces that can tolerate each other
I love my dad!!

 

[Colt 1911]

Be the first too work and the last to leave, it will pay off !! Ole man was right.

 

[Chicknladee]

Before you spit out the window whilst driving, make sure it's wound down.

Not only that but PLEASE, as a biker, I implore you!!....look to see who is behind you...I hate when people spit out the window...I hate showers while riding...also, do not throw your cigarette out the window...I dislike running into burning cigarettes.

 

[Colt 1911]

Not only that but PLEASE, as a biker, I implore you!!....look to see who is behind you...I hate when people spit out the window...I hate showers while riding...also, do not throw your cigarette out the window...I dislike running into burning cigarettes.

LOL i am sorry, Open face helmet ?

 

[Chicknladee]

...Open face helmet ?

No, MN is a helmet optional state. I ride without a helmet. I know...no need to lecture me...I know all about the risks I take...had more than enough incidents...thankfully only one arm of roadrash scarring. Learned valuable lessons.

 

[Colt 1911]

No, MN is a helmet optional state. I ride without a helmet. I know...no need to lecture me...I know all about the risks I take...had more than enough incidents...thankfully only one arm of roadrash scarring. Learned valuable lessons.

I am I Ca so we have to wear them. I think it should be up to the rider.

 

[Chicknladee]

I am I Ca so we have to wear them. I think it should be up to the rider.

CA is such a nanny state. MN is too but they haven't gone so far as to mandate helmets...I like that it is MY choice...I've ridden with a helmet...I can hear less and I don't have the same peripheral vision with a helmet...I feel more safe without the helmet...although in a crash my noggin won't be protected...yup...but I have a better chance if I can detect what is going on. I try to ride defensively...

 

[Colt 1911]

CA is such a nanny state. MN is too but they haven't gone so far as to mandate helmets...I like that it is MY choice...I've ridden with a helmet...I can hear less and I don't have the same peripheral vision with a helmet...I feel more safe without the helmet...although in a crash my noggin won't be protected...yup...but I have a better chance if I can detect what is going on. I try to ride defensively...

I don't ride anymore but the desert was the place for me rode a yz465 back in the day. Now I have a little family and people to care for so had to hang it up.

 

[Chicknladee]

Now I have a little family and people to care for so had to hang it up.

Well, all in good time...its hard to get it out of your blood. My kids are adults now and on their own...just the hubby and I!

 

[jimLE]

one thing my dad use to say,is.. i've seen better heads on cabbage..