You MIGHT be a Redneck...

[DrHenley]

You MIGHT be a Redneck if you run back into a burning house to save the...











(Wait for it)












BEER!
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=9300706

 

[Colt 1911]

Or if you have a sister wife ..

 

[jimLE]

...there were dogs in the church on your wedding day

 

[DrHenley]

But this isn't a joke - it actually happened - Yesterday - right here in Columbus, GA.

Here's another account:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/20...use-to-save-beer/8391382724560/#ixzz2imPq7QP5

He was able to save several cans of beer and avoid getting burned. "I went back into the house like a dummy and the door shut on me because this back draft was about to kill me,” Serpit said.

 

[jayjay1]

Might be a redneck if people knock on your door wondering if you're having a yard sale!

 

[Wiredog8]

..... If you own a forty five thousand dollar four wheeler truck and no teeth.

 

[Wiredog8]

Pssst, hey buddy, can you help me start this apple. I gots no teeff.

 

[jayjay1]

Might be a redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks...

 

[DavyRocket]

If you open a can of whoop ass, and ask where is it, I am hungry.... You might be a redneck

 

[Roninsensei]

If the flag on your truck is bigger than your bedspread....

If your gun safe is a china hutch...

 

[DavyRocket]

If you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup, you might be a redneck

If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck

 

[jimLE]

...if your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.then you might be a red-neck

 

[Wiredog8]

If your Mom's hairdo gets caught in the ceiling fan, you might be a Redneck.

 

[jayjay1]

....if you walk your 9 yr old to school because you're both in the same grade.......

 

[realisticdude]

Country boy rednecks can skin a buck and run a trotline .................Bible, shotguns , rifles ,pistols, dogs, 4x4 , home in the woods, beer in fridge........................Yep , got all that, and my family tree actually forks ! The only reason that dude ran back into the burning house was because he was too drunk to remember the bottle of whiskey behind the seat of his truck !

 

[Wiredog8]

If you have ever been too drunk to fish..................

 

[realisticdude]

If you have ever been too drunk to fish..................

If you can puke and fish at the same time....................

 

[Wiredog8]

If you have ever had to climb a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor, You might be a Redneck.

 

[Wiredog8]

If you have ever mowed your lawn and found a car, you might be a Redneck.

 

[jayjay1]

....if your dog and wallet are both on a chain...

 

[Wiredog8]

If your shirt and/ or your belt buckle has your name on it. ...........

 

[old_anorak]

If you're one of my friends, you're prolly a redneck!

 

[Wiredog8]

I represent that last remark!

 

[old_anorak]

I knows that darlin'! That's why we love ya!

 

[DavyRocket]

If you think a fast food restaurant is hitting a deer at 65 MPH... You might be a redneck

 

[Backwoods 3 percent]

If you can puke and fish at the same time....................

That my friend is chumming for sharks!!

 

[realisticdude]

If your shirt and/ or your belt buckle has your name on it. ...........

If your girlfriend has your name tattooed on her ass.

 

[bill harrell]

[quote572, member: 432"]If your shirt and/ or your belt buckle has your name on it. ...........[/quote]
Dang......and both times i misspelled em. I never was good at ciphering

 

[Wiredog8]

[quote572, member: 432"]If your shirt and/ or your belt buckle has your name on it. ...........

Dang......and both times i misspelled em. I never was good at ciphering[/quote]
Well you get credit for using "ciphering" at least. HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[SWCCMAN]

Many of these above apply to me and my friends.... we's be livin' in Alabamee ;-)