Zombie Alert!!!

[DrHenley]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/22/florida-city-zombies-power-outage
Florida city warns of 'extreme zombie activity' during power outage

Then the city clarified that there was no zombie activity currently. ROFL

 

[jimLE]

Ok DR.you had me wondering and worried about you.for a moment there.lol..

I wonder how folks would react to something like that,here.

 

[jontte]

zekes??

it must have been an interesting time to get that txt msg...

 

[brandx]

for someone prepping for zombies I bet this was a dream come true. or not. In any case it is pretty amusing.

 

[lonewolf]

depends what they meant by "Zombies", I bet they weren't referring to the walking dead.

 

[user 6493]

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[user 6493]

I'm sorry the zombie crap has been done to death,look at all the bad movies out there ,,,the Walking Dead BS,,,,,,I find it to be stupidity at it's best/worst which ever way suites a person,,,,I am not even able to get a Chuckle out of it ,,,,,,,

 

[lonewolf]

Zombies are a figment of a Hollywood Directors fevered mind, they don't exist in real life.
zombies(small z) to me are the addicted, the diseased and the dying we may come across post SHTF.

 

[DrHenley]

Zombies are a figment of a Hollywood Directors fevered mind, they don't exist in real life.

But but but...bigpaul they must be real, I saw them on TV! Next you are going to tell us werewolves aren't real!

 

[lonewolf]

not everything you see on tv is real my friend. its called fiction for a reason.
what my wife says is " a legend isn't fact, but the fact is there is a legend".

 

[Proud Prepper]

The vast majority of people have no idea whats truely real or fictional. Bigfoot, Santa Claus, mermaids. Actually 2 of the 3 are real, does anyone know which one is fictional?

 

[lonewolf]

yeah Santy Claus!

 

[user 6493]

The vast majority of people have no idea whats truely real or fictional. Bigfoot, Santa Claus, mermaids. Actually 2 of the 3 are real, does anyone know which one is fictional?

LOL.........................

 

[brandx]

The vast majority of people have no idea whats truely real or fictional. Bigfoot, Santa Claus, mermaids. Actually 2 of the 3 are real, does anyone know which one is fictional?

Ummm,,Would that be mermaids?

 

[DrHenley]

Bigfoot

St Nicholas was a real person, Nikolaos of Myra, who was a Bishop of Myra in Asia Minor. He had a legendary habit of secret gift-giving.

There is a condition called Sirenomelia, or "Mermaid syndrome" in which the legs are fused together.
Shiloh Jade Pepin was an American girl with Mermaid syndrome, and there was a TLC documentary about her - "Extraordinary People: Mermaid Girl"

 

[Proud Prepper]

Santa claus is not St. Nicholas.

Sasquatch is definatly real and are a secretly protected species.
Mermaids or mermen are also real, they where almost declasified several years ago, but it was shut down after the research was defunded and taken over by the navy.

 

[Silent Earth]

The vast majority of people have no idea whats truely real or fictional. Bigfoot, Santa Claus, mermaids. Actually 2 of the 3 are real, does anyone know which one is fictional?

If you even try to lie to me about Jackalopes not being real I will travel to your house and set my wild left handed Haggis onto you. you REALLY do not want to be gummed to death. ( wild left handed Haggis dont have teeth so they give you a nasty suck or gum you to death)

 

[Silent Earth]

Bigfoot

St Nicholas was a real person, Nikolaos of Myra, who was a Bishop of Myra in Asia Minor. He had a legendary habit of secret gift-giving.

There is a condition called Sirenomelia, or "Mermaid syndrome" in which the legs are fused together.
Shiloh Jade Pepin was an American girl with Mermaid syndrome, and there was a TLC documentary about her - "Extraordinary People: Mermaid Girl"

We have Mermaids over here but we call them Dolphins

 

[Silent Earth]

Loch Ness monster was real until the Kraken ate it.

 

[lonewolf]

don't you dare say Nessie isn't real!!!!Shoot

 

[brandx]

I believe that anything is possible.

 

[DrHenley]

Loch Ness monster was real until the Kraken ate it.

The Kraken was a giant squid...yes they are real...https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...s-up-on-new-zealand-beach-video-10253592.html

Nessie...I don't know. I think it's possible.

 

[Proud Prepper]

The Kraken was a giant squid...yes they are real...https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...s-up-on-new-zealand-beach-video-10253592.html

Nessie...I don't know. I think it's possible.

If I only had a big enough deep fryer...

 

[Silent Earth]

If I only had a big enough deep fryer...

The Only Kalamari that could eat you first. I think I'll read John Wyndhams " The Kraken Wakes" again.

 

[Kevin L]

You guys poke fun at zombies, but have you heard of a drug called flakka?

People under the influence of flakka (or bath salts) are extremely violent, and known to cannibalize people. It sometimes takes five people and multiple taser hits to subdue them.

I worked in a Florida hospital at ground zero (West Palm Beach) of the flakka epidemic.

Remember the rap star Big Lurch?

He (while using PCP) ate parts of his live-in girlfriend while she was still alive.

There are rumors that he used hot sauce.

Supposedly, when asked why he ate his girlfriend with hot sauce, he said:

"...because I didn't have no ketchup..."

He's currently serving life in prison without possibility of parole.

Look it up if you don't believe me.

 

[Brent S]

I’ve read enough about it, just glad I didn’t have to be a first responder on any of the incidents.

 

[Kevin L]

Yeah.

Flakka and PCP (especially when used together) is nasty s---t.

Thankfully, flakka seems to have subsided back into the woodwork.

 

[Brent S]

Yeah.

Flakka and PCP (especially when used together) is nasty s---t.

Thankfully, flakka seems to have subsided back into the woodwork.

Yeah, overdose and drunks were the worst things I saw commonly on the street when I was a medic. It is a different world out there.

 

[Jayson]

I swear......yesterday I saw a thing lurching down the street dressed in ragged clothes. My first thought was “It’s a damn zombie!” ****, it was just some homeless bum.

 

[lonewolf]

I swear......yesterday I saw a thing lurching down the street dressed in ragged clothes. My first thought was “It’s a damn zombie!” ****, it was just some homeless bum.

that describes most teenagers these days.