College Football Smack Talk

[RichR]

Just watched some of last night's half-time show. WTHeck did I just watch?!

 

[Lingr]

Just watched some of last night's half-time show. WTHeck did I just watch?!

Yeah, it sucked big time.

 

[RichR]

It's a shame. Both schools have amazing marching bands that put on great field shows.

 

[Supervisor42]

I will be cheering for both teams. I don't care who wins. I just want it to be another exciting game, not some boring - lopsided scoring game.

I think you got your wish.

 

[threetango]

Congratulations to Bama, National Champions.
I'm proud of the DAWGS for the way they played and stayed in the game to take it into overtime.
Go Dawgs.

 

[Supervisor42]

Congratulations to Bama, National Champions.
I'm proud of the DAWGS for the way they played and stayed in the game to take it into overtime.
Go Dawgs.

Here, here!
:buds:

 

[dancer4life]

Woo hoo!!!
Just received my 2018 Oklahoma Sooners season tickets in the mail.
I am pumped knowing that football is just around the corner.

 

[Birddog]

Go Dawgs.....

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[dancer4life]

 

[threetango]

Dawg's 54 Sooners 48

 

[threetango]

 

[Birddog]

I AM NOT Sorry if this offends anyone but football season is upon us and this is just fair warning. Since the football countdown is under one month, I guess it's time to mention the pre-college football season warnings. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but each of you have been warned.

1. I will NOT attend ANYTHING past noon on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on a television.
1a: Television must be a minimum of 46" diagonal with a minimum resolution of 1080p. Events containing ultra-high definition televisions within a direct line of sight will take priority over those that do not.
1b. Events with Georgia football take priority over all other events, regardless of TV size and definition.
1c. Events with SEC football will take priority over all other events except 1b.

2. I will be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while Georgia is playing. Things may/may not be thrown. If any of your belongings are damaged I will repair/replace them, but I will not care until after the post-game analysis.

3. I will wear Red and Black on Friday and Saturday. *No exceptions*

4. If you somehow coerce me into attending an event by having all of the prerequisites listed in (1) above, be aware that I will sing Glory Glory to Ole Georgia wherever I am and every time it is played.

4a. In the event that Glory Glory to Ole Georgia begins during a prayer, I will patiently wait until the prayer is complete before picking up the song.

5. Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5b. *As soon as the game and the post-game show are over*

6. In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not a Georgia fan, you will not cheer against Georgia and I will not cheer against your crappy team. This rule can be confusing to some, but it is explained by saying that you can make positive statements for your team while not making negative cheers against Georgia.

Example for (6) above: "We need a turnover. Come-on (insert your team's name here), get the ball back. We need an interception.” This statement is fine.
"Fromm will fumble or throw an interception soon. He sucks." This statement will not be fine, and could result in injury.

7. If you try be cute or funny and dress my kids in your teams colors on Saturday I will spray paint your face red and I will not warn you to close your eyes before I do it.

Thanks for understanding everyone.

Go DAWGS!


Now Dawg fans- copy and paste so the rules are made perfectly clear!

 

[threetango]

 

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[Supervisor42]

Mumble, mumble Crimson Tide,
mumble mumble, champions,
mumble mumble, new running-back:

Tackle that!

 

[threetango]

 

[Supervisor42]

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Tomorrow is another year.
They gave a run for the money last year like no other.
*Disclaimer, this is the Smack-Talk thread right?*
I don't want to get in trouble for talking Smack.

They may want to practice getting a grip on the saggy grey skin just above the knees of Alabama's new running-back.
I hear she's a real bitch to bring down.

 

[threetango]

 

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[Supervisor42]

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Nice to know we're #1 on the 'pee trickle-down' list.
:wink:
If it weren't for us hateful rednecks, you guys would have a cake-walk.

 

[threetango]

 

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[Supervisor42]

Nice to know the Aggies made the 'good' list on the poster.
Sent my step-daughter there for 4 years.
She's an Aggie.

That logo means about 60K well spent to me.

 

[Supervisor42]

Nice to know the Aggies made the 'good' list on the poster.

Yeah, that's just not good enough.

At Texas A&M they have the Corps of Cadets.
You won't find that at other wimpy universities.

They look like this:

Sometimes their friends show up and take cool pictures of Kyle field for them.

It looks like this:

Don't you wish you had friends like that?

Go Aggies!

(I love the vapor trails over the wings!)

 

[dancer4life]

 

[Supervisor42]

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Watching the Oklahoma game in Alabama. (God bless Dish).
Still waiting for UCLA to call a timeout to measure the carbon emissions of the Sooners because they are definitely BURNING their ASS!
Who is this Lamb guy anyway?! Lamb of God? He sure plays like it.
And what about that one monster Sooner player that took the field? Looked like a pair of hams was hanging out of his jersey.
Sure you didn't steal him from the Tide?