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[buildit]

^^^ I use to think Sentry ain't right............STILL DO ^^^:ROLF:

Likes guns so much that he had the honeymoon in a gun safe.

 

[Spikedriver]

^^^ Accidentally posted a true statement there...

 

[buildit]

^^^ Accidentally posted a true statement there...

 

[squirrelhunter]

^^^Once built a shed and forgot to install a door,then closed himself inside and yelled for help for an hour before he realized he could just cut a hole in a wall^^^

 

[Spikedriver]

^^^ Stood outside the shed and listened to him yell help for an hour, before actually helping...

 

[phideaux]

^^^ tried a mustache one time......but gave it back to her ^^^

 

[Cubbie_Blues]

^^^so fat when he sits around the house he actually sits around the house.

 

[Spikedriver]

^^^ So fat that when he hauls ass it takes two trips...

 

[MagBlackhawk]

^ ^ ^ Went to a cheap dentist for a "little work".... lesson learned.

 

[phideaux]

^^^ drank a bottle of perfume .......thought he would stop killing people with his farts ^^^^^

 

[buildit]

^ ^ ^ Went to a cheap dentist for a "little work".... lesson learned.

Still considers auto redial phones to be a semi automatics.

 

[EasyCZ_tfa]

Identifies as Nancy Pelosi.

 

[Dutchboy]

Per request....
and a good one,

I have now got to be the first one to get roasted..
as you can see there is no user before me in this thread,

sooooo, I'll just pick on one anyway..

Dutchs
use to wear underbritches with little red hearts on them.....

Now he is not wearing any ...

So I have heard,

Jim

Hey Jim,

I do wear boxers & I don't care what patterned is on them!

 

[phideaux]

^^^Is way too sneaky.... just shows up talking drawers..^^^:assspank:

 

[Sentry18]

^^^ Is so old that when he was in the military there was only one branch.

 

[phideaux]

^^^ graduated from the Police Academy when he was 9 years old ^^^

 

[Dutchboy]

Now I know why the ladies say I have "Old dog balls"!!!

Must be from wearing boxers!!!!!!

 

[buster]

Doesn't know boxers are just pajamas with the legs cut short.

 

[buildit]

Doesn't know boxers are just pajamas with the legs cut short.

Still wears a full body bathing suit to the beach. ^^^

 

[squirrelhunter]

^^^Wears a g-string to the beach so everyone runs away screaming and he gets the beach to himself^^^

 

[Sentry18]

^^^ Scientist who finally proved the existence of a Nosferatu Sciuridae, aka the vampire squirrel.

 

[phideaux]

^^^wishes he was a tube of lipstick in Nancy Pelosis purse ^^^^

 

[buildit]

^^^wishes he was a tube of lipstick in Nancy Pelosis purse ^^^^

Was one of the cast members in the movie deliverance playing banjo.

:lol:

 

[phideaux]

^^^ wishes he had taken banjo lessons as a child..... instead of eating and swallowing bubble gum ^^^^




Jim

 

[Sentry18]

^^^ Goes to the proctologist far more often than necessary.

 

[winds-of-change]

^^^ winds...once blew a fart....it was so big ...it created a %#%%$@! in her pantyhose^^^opsie:


Jim

I borrowed the pants hose from phideaux because I don’t own any.

 

[buildit]

I borrowed the pants hose from phideaux because I don’t own any.

Has obvious penis envy issues with the hose in Sentrys' panties.

****That's a two-fer folks ;-)********

 

[phideaux]

^^^ once slid down a razor blade a mile log.......into a lake of snot ^^^^

 

[buildit]

^^^ once slid down a razor blade a mile log.......into a lake of snot ^^^^

Once blew his nose long enough to fill a lake with snot.

 

[gumpy]

Runs the snot out of his ride!