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^^^ Once made passionate love to Marie Osmond. Then he got kicked out of the wax museum. Nearly arrested.
 
^^^ One time Havasu and I went horseback riding with Janet Reno in Wyoming. We got there and there was only one horse. So Havasu threw a saddle on Janet and rode her around the countryside for 3 days. With each passing day her stamina increased and her leg muscles grew stronger. Anyway, Havasu decided to enter her in the Breeders Cup under the name Havasu's Delight. She was running in second place until she broke her ankle. They were just about shoot her when a man from the crowd shouted "Don't shoot her! She's a human!". Havasu is still mad he didn't get that trophy.
 
^ Should have learned how to cook for himself....would have saved him a lot of money not having to move so often.
 
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