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Oooooo... that would be simply gorgeous. Matter of fact, can I have 2 in that print and with those colors?
 
My attack cat
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best one yet
 
What is worse than that is all the guns they gave to the Mexican Drug Cartels. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY DO WITH GUNS!

It is really sad that people have forgotten about Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the Ammo Buying spree, the willingness to use the Drones on our citizens on our soil, etc.........

HUH ? Never heard about Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the Ammo Buying spree.....


DHS excuses for buying so much ammo don't add up

 
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Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen.
Comet and Cupid, Donder and Blitsen.
But just don't ask him about Brian ok...
 
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In the spirit of fair play those sentenced to death by firing squad will
now be permitted to return fire for as long as they can.
 
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Major General Peter Cosgrove
was interviewed on the radio recently.

You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
 
TEN REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN.10. You can trade an old 44 for two new 22's.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
 
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