Funny Pet Memes

[angie_nrs]

My brother had a lab that he called Blacky.
One day he was outside and yelled for the dog.
Come here Blacky you SOB.
We lived close to the ghetto at the time.
The dogs name was changed to Blue and my brother got the seat of his pants warmed up.

OMG.....I laughed out loud! Hilarious!

I can only imagine Caribou's wife walking next door and asking the neighbor "hey, have you seen dick head?" The neighbor might say something like "well, yeah....just had a beer with him. I thought he'd be home by now."

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Frodo]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Woody]

Peanut, the world’s oldest chicken, dies at age 21​

https://www.wkyt.com/2023/12/29/peanut-worlds-oldest-chicken-dies-age-21/

 

[Frodo]

 

[Bacpacker]

Sounds like my boss. We always say He's talking and can't shut up.

 

[Neb]

That me asking the questions. My wife reported hearing other engineers talking about the meetings. I once turned a 1 hour meeting into a 4 hour event.

Ben

 

[Bacpacker]

That me asking the questions. My wife reported hearing other engineers talking about the meetings. I once turned a 1 hour meeting into a 4 hour event.

Ben

Those are all too common at work

 

[Supervisor42]

Sounds like my boss. We always say He's talking and can't shut up.

The ones that 'circled back' and start repeating stuff from the beginning always galled me . They never realised why people were drooling down their ink pens.
On topic: The look of the one on the left is obviously saying: "Seriously, lady?"

 

[dademoss]

 

[Tommyice]

The ones that 'circled back' and start repeating stuff from the beginning always galled me . They never realised why people were drooling down their ink pens.
On topic: The look of the one on the left is obviously saying: "Seriously, lady?"

I hate getting pantyhose on myself. I can’t imagine fighting my dog to put them on.

Seriously, what were they smoking?!?

 

[Frodo]

Impact y I worked for switched insurance companies so a hall was rented all of the supervision was told to attend
That lady salesperson never stood a chance. Room was full of plumbing supervisors and foreman she royally messed up and opened the floor for questions. Everyone asked the same question
Does the policy cover viagra ?
She tried to change the subject by asking some else if they had a question
Does the pollicy cover viagra?
When she said no, people started walking out. Lol

 

[Frodo]

 

[Frodo]

 

[Frodo]

 

[Woody]

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Supervisor42]

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That's a typical liberal solution...
If you can't deal with your own, send it to someone else to deal with it .

 

[Caribou]

That's a typical liberal solution...
If you can't deal with your own, send it to someone else to deal with it .

You need to understand. Helium is lighter than air. it lifts the poop higher and higher. When it gets halfway to the sun the gravity of the sun takes over and draws it in where it is incinerated. The science is settled. Just follow the science.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Woody]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

 

[LadyLocust]

You need to understand. Helium is lighter than air. it lifts the poop higher and higher. When it gets halfway to the sun the gravity of the sun takes over and draws it in where it is incinerated. The science is settled. Just follow the science.

Is that why there are dark spots on the sun?

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]