Got It Too Easy!
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When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their
tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up.
What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning
uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their
younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse
where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-
time after-school job at the local textile mill where they
worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from
starving to death!
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no
way I was going to lay that on kids about how hard I had it and
how easy they've got it!
But....
Now that I've reached the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help
but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today don't know how good
you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet.
If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and
look it up ourselves!
And there was no email or texting!
We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen!
And then you had to walk all the way across the street and put
it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
And there were no MP3s!
If you wanted to steal music, you had to go to the record store
and shoplift it yourself! Or, we had to wait around all day to
tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the
beginning and mess it all up!
You want to hear about hardship?
We didn't have fancy stuff like Call Waiting!
If you were on the phone and somebody else called,
they got a busy signal!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was, it could be
your boss, your Mom, a collections agent, you didn't know!!!
You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
And we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with
high-resolution 3-D graphics!
We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and
"Asteroids"! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your
imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens,
it was just one screen forever!
And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and
faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!
When you went to the movie theater, there was no such thing as
stadium seating! All the seats were the same height!
If a tall guy sat in front of you, you watched his hairstyle!
And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only
like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use
a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
And there was no Cartoon Network!
You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning...
D'ya hear what I'm saying!?!
We had to wait ALL WEEK!
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
You kids today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled!
You guys wouldn't last five minutes 30 years ago back in 1984!
~30ish Author Unknown~
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When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their
tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up.
What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning
uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their
younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse
where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-
time after-school job at the local textile mill where they
worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from
starving to death!
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no
way I was going to lay that on kids about how hard I had it and
how easy they've got it!
But....
Now that I've reached the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help
but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today don't know how good
you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet.
If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and
look it up ourselves!
And there was no email or texting!
We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen!
And then you had to walk all the way across the street and put
it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
And there were no MP3s!
If you wanted to steal music, you had to go to the record store
and shoplift it yourself! Or, we had to wait around all day to
tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the
beginning and mess it all up!
You want to hear about hardship?
We didn't have fancy stuff like Call Waiting!
If you were on the phone and somebody else called,
they got a busy signal!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was, it could be
your boss, your Mom, a collections agent, you didn't know!!!
You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
And we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with
high-resolution 3-D graphics!
We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and
"Asteroids"! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your
imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens,
it was just one screen forever!
And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and
faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!
When you went to the movie theater, there was no such thing as
stadium seating! All the seats were the same height!
If a tall guy sat in front of you, you watched his hairstyle!
And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only
like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use
a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
And there was no Cartoon Network!
You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning...
D'ya hear what I'm saying!?!
We had to wait ALL WEEK!
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
You kids today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled!
You guys wouldn't last five minutes 30 years ago back in 1984!
~30ish Author Unknown~
