"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME..."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME..."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR WINGNUT..."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!"
Alright, youse clowns, I'm celebrating my birthday with a big ol' umbrella drink for breakfast, lol... made it in the blender on my bar awhile go, and it's MIGHTY TASTY!!! Stiff with rum too, just the way I like it!!!
Already watered the trees & plants this morning, since the forecast rain did NOT materialize... but it's still overcast, so maybe we'll get something out of it yet. Sheesh, this ongoing drought really sucks, lol.
Gonna PAR-TAY at the ol' hacienda, cook that yardbird later and f#%ng MACK, lol... but first, I PAR-TAY like it's 1999!!!
Beats tryin' to PAR-TAY in this FRADULENT BIDEN ERA, lol... the DIRTY CRIMINAL SWINE!!!
Meh, try as they might, those stinking SWINE and their masters can't stop me from PARTYING TODAY!!!
So P!$$ ON THE FRAUDULENT CRIMINAL TRASH, lol...
