Yes, my sense of humor is on the border.....of what no one knows. lol
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Your humor is on the border of greatness!
i want that pic on a t-shirt 
im from a small town..but yet,im certain that'd ******** quite a few people..lol..not to mention,it'd probably bring some terrorist out of the wood work..lol
Thanks for that, with all the bad news in the world it's good to be able to laugh.
Thank you for that Alabaster but there is a passel of people that could hold an argument on that one....LOL
Oh no, not at all. Be my guest to do as you want. It's definitely a sharable.Mountain*Heart,
you mind if I print this lovley pic and post it on my bulletin board at work?
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I love the neighbor sign. Of course, all of my neighbors have large dogs that are on the most dangerous breed list, and I'm pretty sure most have at least two firearms if not more. I feel real bad for anyone trying a burglary in our neighborhood. I learned this while looking for my lost dog once (we did find her). I swear, every single yard within a mile had either a Rot, Pit Bull, Dobie, etc. (which is why my chickens are in a coup).
Such a fitting picture for preppers..
I thought this was hilarious
Some years ago when Britain Rolls Royce was the most advanced maker of jet engines they sold some to the Americans to use on their aircraft, of course even these superb British engines needed to be tested by the US before they could be used.
The foreign object ingestion test was part of the test in the UK we fired dead chickens into turning engines and they duly passed safely through the engine without damaging them.
But in the US the engines kept failing the test, time after time the Americans fired the chicken into the engine and it always caused massive damage.
So Rolls Royce decided to send their best engineer over to the US to see what the fault or defect was. Within 48 hours the engineer had observed a test and the subsequent failure and returned to the UK to draft a report.
The engineers single line of text to the Americans read
“In future please defrost the chickens first before firing into engine” !!!!!!
Some years ago when Britain Rolls Royce was the most advanced maker of jet engines they sold some to the Americans to use on their aircraft, of course even these superb British engines needed to be tested by the US before they could be used.
The foreign object ingestion test was part of the test in the UK we fired dead chickens into turning engines and they duly passed safely through the engine without damaging them.
But in the US the engines kept failing the test, time after time the Americans fired the chicken into the engine and it always caused massive damage.
So Rolls Royce decided to send their best engineer over to the US to see what the fault or defect was. Within 48 hours the engineer had observed a test and the subsequent failure and returned to the UK to draft a report.
The engineers single line of text to the Americans read
“In future please defrost the chickens first before firing into engine” !!!!!!
Funniest joke ever
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[
BRITISH HUMOUR ALERT
My Grandfather whose long career as a bus driver end today as he passed away peacefully in his sleep......... unlike his passengers.
My Grandfather whose long career as a bus driver end today as he passed away peacefully in his sleep......... unlike his passengers.
can i use that one on one of my brothers? LOL
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