Jokes and Humor

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Must be in San Francisco.

 

[Haertig]

Must be in San Francisco.

Wouldn't want to have all those bicycles sitting around cluttering up the view of the fecal resting locations.

 

[Woody]

 

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[Lenny]

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Magus]

I never did understand American humour.

We don't either. we're so medicated, everything is funny.

 

[kd4ulw]

Got the Die Hard Advent calendar out and will be counting down the days as Hans Grüber falls off the Nakatomi building.

 

[Supervisor42]

Got the Die Hard Advent calendar out and will be counting down the days as Hans Grüber falls off the Nakatomi building.

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Some may not get this joke... so a video for them :

 

[dademoss]

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Lori and I actually know a couple. The man is NOT allowed to eat a pop tart unless he is on vacation, then he can have 1.

Lori and I laughed hysterically when we heard that, we both know what would would happen if either of us ever said that to the other

 

[backlash]

Lori and I actually know a couple. The man is NOT allowed to eat a pop tart unless he is on vacation, then he can have 1.

Lori and I laughed hysterically when we heard that, we both know what would would happen if either of us ever said that to the other

That so called man needs grow pair.

 

[Haertig]

The man is NOT allowed to eat a pop tart unless he is on vacation, then he can have 1.

The last thing I would want on a vacation is a Pop Tart. That would be like going into a high end Italian restaurant and ordering a can of Spaghetti-O's. I splurge on good food on vacations.

 

[angie_nrs]

Got the Die Hard Advent calendar out and will be counting down the days as Hans Grüber falls off the Nakatomi building.

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We call hin Claus Schwab these days.......

 

[joel]

Lori and I actually know a couple. The man is NOT allowed to eat a pop tart unless he is on vacation, then he can have 1.

Lori and I laughed hysterically when we heard that, we both know what would would happen if either of us ever said that to the other

Is he sick or 300lbs over weight?
would never let anyone tell me what I can eat, no I have not had a pop tart as an adult, but that is not the point.

 

[Cascadian]

Is he sick or 300lbs over weight?
would never let anyone tell me what I can eat, no I have not had a pop tart as an adult, but that is not the point.

My response would be unintelligible with the amount of pop tarts in my mouth. I would be something like phruq yo.

 

[Caribou]

 

[Magus]

Lori and I actually know a couple. The man is NOT allowed to eat a pop tart unless he is on vacation, then he can have 1.

Lori and I laughed hysterically when we heard that, we both know what would would happen if either of us ever said that to the other

Who actually eats those things at our age? it's like eating a hunk of drywall smeared in flavored jelly!
If your pets won't eat it, follow the example! Its possum bait!

 

[Lenny]

 

[dademoss]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

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[backlash]

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I saw an interview with Bruce Willis and he said he wished people would stop calling Die Hard a Christmas movie.
He then yelled it's not an F'ing Christmas movie.

 

[zoomzoom]

I saw an interview with Bruce Willis and he said he wished people would stop calling Die Hard a Christmas movie.
He then yelled it's not an F'ing Christmas movie.

Yea it is!

 

[Cascadian]

Yea it is!

I think the fact that no one has mentioned it since last Christmas is concrete evidence that it is.

 

[Caribou]

Cut Bruce some slack. He has dementia so he may be a little umm, vocal and irrational.

 

[Supervisor42]

Cut Bruce some slack. He has dementia so he may be a little umm, vocal and irrational.

...Has he been drinking Biden & Coke?

 

[backlash]

Cut Bruce some slack. He has dementia so he may be a little umm, vocal and irrational.

The interview was years ago.

 

[joel]

Bruce is a good actor & he is pro 2A.
Love him in Last Boy Scout.

 

[WVDragonlady]