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dademoss

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lonewolf

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I never did understand American humour.

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You wouldn't get the bends from that. But I agree about the walleye. We had a great place here that had a fish fry on Friday nights. They had the best fried walleye. But the place burned down.

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lonewolf said:
I never did understand American humour.

Thats all right. Sometimes we don't either

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Woody

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dademoss

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As the mother of a redhead, I can confirm that this is the best they CAN do

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dademoss

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zoomzoom said:
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Okay, this one cracks me up. Now I want to do it but would have to wear socks I didn't like

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lonewolf said:
I never did understand American humour.

lol, neither do many americans

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A mini Cooper was in front of me earlier.
License plate read MY ALICE

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LadyLocust said:
Okay, this one cracks me up. Now I want to do it but would have to wear socks I didn't like

Pretty sure I wrote this one

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Bacpacker

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jazzy said:
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I'm for not going out till its under my age

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Haertig said:
You wouldn't get the bends from that. But I agree about the walleye. We had a great place here that had a fish fry on Friday nights. They had the best fried walleye. But the place burned down.

Another meme debunked. I am beginning to believe memes are only good for a laugh.