Jokes and Humor

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[Magus]

BLASPHEMY! HERESY!

 

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[Woody]

I do not know what movie or show this is from. It is a woman and a girl arguing/exchanging insults in a store. They are a bit crude, so if that offends you, do not open the link!

Otherwise, it is 10 minutes of throwing comments back and forth. Some pretty sad, some amusing.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/153/449/586/playable/cc2aa63a52310204.mp4

 

[Caribou]

 

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[Woody]

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, What am I doing?

I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused.

Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

 

[Lenny]

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Tell them to do a google search on their smartphones to learn how to operate them.

 

[joel]

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But what will the maid do?

 

[Pearl]

But what will the maid do?

Take a day off with pay!!

 

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[jazzy]

 

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[DrPrepper]

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I was stationed at Huachuca (Fort Hoochie Koochie) in 1976 - and that McDonalds accepted checks in the drive through!!!!

 

[Dani]

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I found it a challenge. I did the search. 1 video popped up.

 

[Magus]

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My kid is a possum? 0_o

 

[dademoss]

 

[WVDragonlady]

Naughty but still funny