Jokes and Humor

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The only natural ingredient is the wooden spoon.
Everything else is artificial.

 

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A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND​

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND
WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?
WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!
WIFE: What! Where are you?
Husband: Near the neighborhood bakery.
WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE:I’m at the bakery, where are you?
HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!

 

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I laugh seeing gender equality type t shirts for sale, and then you have to pick a male or female size.

 

[Snowman]

^^^ Don't Waste Your $'s, just get the "One Size FITS All"...!!!

 

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[Neb]

I took The Princess to a convention in Austin for scientists and engineers. She did sight seeing while I attended the convention.

We were having dinner at a side walk restaurant were we could watch crowd on the street of all nerds. She stopped and nodded toward a group and ask " what about them?" I said yup. Another group " yes, that one is Jim K."

After we returned home she was asked what she thought of the trip. She said....

" It was like waking up in the middle of a dork forest."

Ben

 

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