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Is that like being sedated?
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I don’t know, maybe. I’d just like to go out on a date, with a man.
Likes, dislikes, special qualifications?I don’t know, maybe. I’d just like to go out on a date, with a man.
if you come to Cincinnati, I ll buy dinnerI don’t know, maybe. I’d just like to go out on a date, with a man.
. Lori will chaperone
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Okay but I wanna sit next to Loriif you come to Cincinnati, I ll buy dinner
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Is the Brown Derby restaurant still in operation? Hey that’s a long ways. @Pearl will have to help drive.if you come to Cincinnati, I ll buy dinner
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I'm sure you'd meet someone here for a date. Do you like beards? How about horses?
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does the beard have to be on the horse?
Agreed, she keeps me in line
I don't know, but there are some great local places. I got no hits for the brown derby, locally. You or you and Pearl come up, I'll spring for the General Denver
. or even the Spillway lodge. https://maps.app.goo.gl/3yTWanznN9Vee2PV7https://www.facebook.com/generaldenver
Lori will Chaperone, and you can meet Star, and visit Little patch of heaven
It's a long drive, been a few coons ages since I visited the place I was born.
OFFER is open to anybody that happens to be in SW OHIO, or close.
FWIW, Rods Capricorn Inn is the the BEES KNEES for food.
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Beards are okay, negotiable. I love horses. Bearded horses, no. But a beard without a decent mustache, probably not.
Oh I see, by “here” you mean in KANSAS, not “here” at the forum. I love loud rock music, especially by KANSAS the band. That is non negotiable. Would I have to wear a long skirt all the time? Can you imagine the heck I’d raise if I went unaccompanied into town on a Friday night…that’s what we’re trying to prevent.
This whole idea is going to get me in trouble real quick.
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Good luck on a Friday night. There's nothing open on a Friday night. The whole town closes down at 8 pm every night. Sunday, nothing open. Whenever my Oklahoma nephew comes into town, he finds my Kansas albums and listens to Kansas in Kansas. He thinks that's funny. You'll stick out like a sore thumb if you don't wear that skirt, but you can.
We are road tripping to Ohio!
I'm not into Texas boys!
I'm not into Texas boys!
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I don't do much anyway. I don't shop on Sundays ever unless it is dire need. I wonder how far I'd have to travel to go to my church....
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Yep, that could be a problem.
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WTH is in ohio, except me and @goshengirl. Yell when you get close, we can show you the local placesWe are road tripping to Ohio!
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I am SO making that for Hubby's shop!
I don't know Jeff, but I might know launch codes.
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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !!
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !!
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
I think it's in the code of chivalry... pee on a woman's frozen butt and you have to marry her!!! 
