Jokes and Humor

[jazzy]

UA flight diverts to airport 2,000 miles from destination after dog has explosive dookie in first class


https://notthebee.com/article/a-uni...-after-a-dog-took-an-explosive-dookie-onboard

 

[Supervisor42]

UA flight diverts to airport 2,000 miles from destination after dog has explosive dookie in first class


https://notthebee.com/article/a-uni...-after-a-dog-took-an-explosive-dookie-onboard

...Boy, if it was a Boeing plane, the coulda just popped a window out!

 

[angie_nrs]

UA flight diverts to airport 2,000 miles from destination after dog has explosive dookie in first class


https://notthebee.com/article/a-uni...-after-a-dog-took-an-explosive-dookie-onboard

I'll bet it was this dog......

 

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[Caribou]

 

[Supervisor42]

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I loved when the gulf war started, they had retired and mothballed all the A-10's because they were 'old'.
They broke them back out real quick when their 100-million-dollar helicopters were brought crashing to the ground with a simple RPG.
They showed the Iraqi troops what 'death from above' really means.
(sorry, no joke)

 

[Caribou]

I loved when the gulf war started, they had retired and mothballed all the A-10's because they were 'old'.
They broke them back out real quick when their 100-million-dollar helicopters were brought crashing to the ground with a simple RPG.
They showed the Iraqi troops what 'death from above' really means.
(sorry, no joke)

I have a flag from deployment that flew on an A-10 mission. The wife and I sent a care package and got that as a thank you.

 

[dademoss]

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The stock ones were governor limited to 93, but that could be changed with a little programming...... However, you had to have a set. Mine tapped out at 93

 

[Ozarks hillbilly]

The A-10 is a great plane, however it can only be used if air superiority is established (by 22s, 35s, B-21s and others using stand-off weapons). It’s still a great plane after we make that happen

 

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[Peepaw from Tex]

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[Peepaw from Tex]

Really a sore subject for me. Promised my mother on her death bed I would finish bachelors degree. Graduated in 1995 and didn't get the college loans paid off until 2020. Had four children to raise. Now they are just forgiving them. I want a damn refund!!!!!!!

 

[Haertig]

I never had any college loans. Nor my wife, or our kids. Paid everything out of pocket.

But I'm being forced to pay off other people's college loans now. I want a refund too!!!!!

 

[Rocky's Way]

So I was thinking about nutrition the other night.
So, if my body needs about 80 grams of protein per day, and there's, < 1 gram in a 12 oz. can of Busch Light beer, I should drink about 100 cans per day to be sure I get my daily protein needs met.
Doesn't that seem like a lot?!!
It seems like all I'd do all day is drink beer, which is similar to prepping for a colonoscopy.

/sarc , obviously!

 

[Supervisor42]

So I was thinking about nutrition the other night.
So, if my body needs about 80 grams of protein per day, and there's, < 1 gram in a 12 oz. can of Busch Light beer, I should drink about 100 cans per day to be sure I get my daily protein needs met.
Doesn't that seem like a lot?!!
It seems like all I'd do all day is drink beer, which is similar to prepping for a colonoscopy.

/sarc , obviously!

Naaa, everybody knows you drink beer for the carbs, not protein!

 

[Magus]

I never had any college loans. Nor my wife, or our kids. Paid everything out of pocket.

But I'm being forced to pay off other people's college loans now. I want a refund too!!!!!

And don't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy that course in basket weaving and Afro-American studies won't even get them a job at a car wash and they won't even be paying taxes, but will be living on food stamps?

 

[Peanut]