Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

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True story... in jr high my science teacher often used one of these projectors. I had science right after lunch. The building had no air conditioning.

Guess what happens after lunch to a bunch of kids in a hot room with the lights off?

I drooled my way through science that year. Good thing i was a straight A student, science was easy for me. Other kids didn't fair so well.

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Peanut]

This is sooo funny!!!

 

[CrocDundee]

If Jesus had a telephone...Leonardo would have painted, 'The Last Pizza'.....

 

[dademoss]

 

[Caribou]

A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'
he thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with
him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked , 'Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars ...
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.

 

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[Supervisor42]

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...That makes a lot of sense cents.

 

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[backlash]

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Her feet complete the look.
NASTY

 

[angie_nrs]

 

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[dademoss]

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[dademoss]

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I don't even know my "gen", but GET OFF MY LAWN

Actually, I don't care, it's grass.

 

[Lenny]

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I hope he doesn't spill his beer!