Jokes and Humor

Homesteading & Country Living Forum

Help Support Homesteading & Country Living Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
c8870da5bff1364d.jpeg
 
thisd was fun. 10 min and worth it. you need a laugh-

15 Funniest Commercials of All Time​



Trunk Monkey FTW!
 
My neighbour uses the f-bomb like...in every sentence. Only around the guys for some reason. Anyway, four of us were cutting firewood in front of this old gals' house...her son was one of us. She was making lunch for everyone. But...there was f'k this...f'k that...f'k...f'k the f'ing dog...from the neighbour. Ten minutes later the 90 year old gal came out and said, "Lunch is ******* ready!"
 
My neighbour uses the f-bomb like...in every sentence. Only around the guys for some reason. Anyway, four of us were cutting firewood in front of this old gals' house...her son was one of us. She was making lunch for everyone. But...there was f'k this...f'k that...f'k...f'k the f'ing dog...from the neighbour. Ten minutes later the 90 year old gal came out and said, "Lunch is ******* ready!"
They need to watch their f**king language! LOL

Seriously, I don't have a problem with the "F" word; it's just another word. What's not good is taking God's name in vain.

Four of us Navy budding got together after 50 and we had a great f**king tme! Yep, the "F" word was our main adjective. Two guys who are married got yelled at for a week by their wives after they got home for saying the "F" word.

To me there is no difference between f*** and fornicate. Someone decided it's naughty and a lot of the people (sheep) went along with it.
 
They need to watch their f**king language! LOL

Seriously, I don't have a problem with the "F" word; it's just another word. What's not good is taking God's name in vain.

Four of us Navy budding got together after 50 and we had a great f**king tme! Yep, the "F" word was our main adjective. Two guys who are married got yelled at for a week by their wives after they got home for saying the "F" word.

To me there is no difference between f*** and fornicate. Someone decided it's naughty and a lot of the people (sheep) went along with it.
It used to be a police term:
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, it meant doing it out of wedlock or getting caught in public.
 
I was told it was Fornicate Under Carnal Knowledge.
However we should not use word that offends a person, like the nickname for a feline, that many people fine offensive.
 

Latest posts

Back
Top