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Jun 17, 2024

#33,091

jazzy said:
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That's number 120,00 in my book, "A Million Reasons Why I Don't Have Kids"!!!

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Pearl

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Gettin' that for my kitchen!!

But then I wouldn't hear, " but the cats wanted to lick it clean"!!!

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Jun 18, 2024

#33,097

Pearl said:
Gettin' that for my kitchen!! But then I wouldn't hear, " but the cats wanted to lick it clean"!!!

lpl==i thought thats why everyone had cats..

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Jun 18, 2024

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Jun 19, 2024

#33,105

Found this oldy... in honor of @Neb

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Jun 19, 2024

#33,106

jazzy said:
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It's for the Zoomtard generation. they know they'll miss the turn because they're on the phone, but they might see the sign or the paint looking down.

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Jun 19, 2024

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