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Caribou said:
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Not without laughing. I figure that one's got an IQ of two ... and both of them are laid out there right on the table.

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Sure I could. Not likely to look her in the eyes the whole time though

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Sure I could. Not likely to look her in the eyes the whole time though

She had eyes??

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jazzy said:
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Revenge is best served cold.

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Caribou said:
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I’ve been thinking about this. My answer is Nope, I’d be lying my ass off.

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d_marsh said:
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I look like that now, sans the rug. LOL

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i want this sign

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