Jokes and Humor

JAC · Apr 18, 2019

threetango · Apr 18, 2019

President Barack Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Trump” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is
Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Mobile , and I am callin' to
tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

"Well Archie," Trump replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my
cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from
Hooters. That makes eight!"

Trump paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my
army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Trump, the war is still
on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" BaTrump asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."

President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one
and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Trump! I am sorry
to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Trump. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat
over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed
that many prisoners."

SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

Sewingcreations15 · Apr 18, 2019

This will certainly make you live forever

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threetango · Apr 19, 2019

threetango · Apr 19, 2019

backlash · Apr 19, 2019

Beer pong anyone?

Woody · Apr 20, 2019

Now that is dedication to an extreme sport!

It is missing the kegger attachment. Fits in the hitch, extends past the tailgate and holds up to a half keg in an insulated barrel. It is for easy, rapid filling of the cups during tournaments. Perhaps these folks just had it on back-order is all.

backlash · Apr 20, 2019

We had a division party and they brought in an 18 wheeler from Budweiser that had beer taps on both sides of the 40' trailer. The trailer was kept at around 38 and was full of kegs. Great party that lasted for 3 days.