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We opened the double doors from our living room to the bedroom to move a old desk into the bedroom. I used the desk as a worktop as I remodeled the house. Divided the large bedroom into a washroom and a hobby room for the wife. Removed the double doors, studded and insulated (sound deaden) the opening. Went to carry the desk out a secondary door .... door too narrow. Had to cut 2" off the bottom of the desk to get it out! That was 45 years ago when I wasn't as stupid as I am now.
 
We just remodeled a house. Part of it was to remove a 6' sliding glass door. I paid attention and knew then that all the other doors on that level of the house were 28". My wife had plans that when we moved her father in, what furniture goes where. When I saw the living room furniture, I knew for sure it wasn't going to fit through a 28" door. She then had to swap her plans and use the family room furniture instead. Tonight, I have to remove the fridge door and plumbing to get the fridge narrow enough to fit through the door.
 
An add for a mechanical lubricant from 1964. Clearly they did not see that years later, in the innocence of the day, this would be hysterically funny and have more than one meaning. Had me in stitches anyway :) .View attachment 10770
They appreciated the double entendre in 1964 just as much as we do today.
 
An add for a mechanical lubricant from 1964. Clearly they did not see that years later, in the innocence of the day, this would be hysterically funny and have more than one meaning. Had me in stitches anyway :) .View attachment 10770

I sent that to my husband. It will cheer him up while he is sanding the drywall mud.
 

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