Jokes and Humor

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[Haertig]

Very determined people. They must have been about 7 years old when they started sawing...

 

[Bacpacker]

That last one only goes to 120. They haven't even got to fast yet!

 

[Woody]

That last one only goes to 120. They haven't even got to fast yet!

When it hits the little red peg past the 120, a bell dings and a Kewpie doll falls out of the dashboard. The faster it hits the peg, the larger the doll.

I got a whole collection of them dolls.

 

[Bacpacker]

Yep. I had a Mustang in my younger days that I did a little work to that showed 140. I broke the little peg.
Never did my Kewpie doll.

That car was fun. But I must say I am lucky to be alive.

 

[Terri9630]

We used this fence repair method on Wed when a neighbors cows got out.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Punctuation is important

 

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What impressed me in that speedo pic was that at 120 MPH, it's not even at 3K RPM's.
Looking at the "Range" display, I believe that it's a BMW. My BMW has the same display/font/setup.

 

[Bacpacker]

I didn't even notice the tach. That car has some steep gears to not turn any more R's than that at 120.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Que sera sera ....

 

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[Weedygarden]

Definitely NOT politically correct!!!

There are important questions to be answered about the recent LGBT bathroom legislation.

1. Will transgender people actually be permitted to use a restroom for the gender that they "identify" with ?

2. Or will they be required to use the restroom that their biological gender reveals they really and truly are?

Now, if the latter is the case, then will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms so someone can visibly verify what gender the person truly is?

And who then will have to pay these Pecker Checkers for their service, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?

And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check for Peckers?

Do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked?

How many Peckers can a Pecker Checker check, if a Pecker Checker could check Peckers?

What has this country come to when the Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?

Their Motto Will Be "If You gotta pee - First we gotta see!"

 

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[Woody]

“9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.”

Ahh. No wonder I have run into issues. I always went by ‘If you can’t fix it with a hammer, get a bigger hammer.’ I am going to have to add a screwdriver to the tool kit.

 

[The Innkeeper]

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[SheepDog]

Chicken abortion for breakfast! Add some shredded potatoes and some pork from the gas chamber with a side of crushed orange for a complete meal.

 

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